Ha. In case you haven't picked up on it, I'm a very cynical, pessimistic sort of person. Was scared to death that CP wouldn't make it thru the NHL's little international exhibition.
Sorry about your club's injuries..
So long as you comply with R16-1e, you're fine.
Rule 16-1e. Standing Astride or on Line of Putt
The player must not make a stroke on the putting green from a stance astride, or with either foot touching, the line of putt or an extension of that line behind the ball.