Tiger Woods Master Catch-All Discussion

[GolfLug]

Interwebs blowing up with jokes. My favorite so far:

"Legend, you worth a $1B+, why don't you hire a driver?".

Legend: "Why don't I?? Because, eff them, that's why".

Jokes aside, dudes going to kill someone. He def needs to lose his license.

[xrayvizhen]

Recognizing some time ago that he could never win again on the PGA tour, I've been hoping Tiger could make a relatively classy transition to the senior tour but that doesn't seem to be in the cards either. Even that silly TGL thing blew up in his face in that his team did better without him. Great athletes seldom depart the scene with their boots on, sad to say. 

Hopefully, his automobile driving days are behind him as well. Before he either kills himself or some innocent bystander on the road the traffic court judge in Florida ought to suspend his ass and never let him get behind the wheel of a car ever again. As many other have either said or are thinking: You have a pilot flying your plane, a ship captain and crew operating your yacht. I believe you can afford to hire a driver.

[GolfHo79]

Ironically the best driver of the ball is the worst driver of a car.

[Yukari]

On 3/29/2026 at 12:48 PM, GolfHo79 said:

Ironically the best driver of the ball is the worst driver of a car.

He was not the best driver of the ball.

Tiger Woods had hydrocodone pills in his pocket and bloodshot eyes at crash scene, authorities say

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A sheriff's office report says Tiger Woods’ eyes were bloodshot and glassy, his pupils dilated and he had hydrocodone pills in his pocket when interviewed at the scene of his car crash last week in Florida.

If true, Tiger needs his driving license revoked.  IMHO, he needs to get his priorities straight as his life seems to be a mess since his divorce.