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newtogolf Incredible Member

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Hey - could have been way worse. Who hasn't topped their tee shot and driven the tee completely into the ground? Ouch!! That bruise is the second worse outcome by my calculation.

In the original story I read, in addition to the bruise on her buttocks, the tee was driven down as well.

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In the original story I read, in addition to the bruise on her buttocks, the tee was driven down as well.

ouch.  i feel badly that she was hurt, but she really did have it coming.

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In the original story I read, in addition to the bruise on her buttocks, the tee was driven down as well.

Pretty happy tee though. :w00t:

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Pretty happy tee though.

Would be one lucky tee :-P

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snapfade Great Member

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I'd love to sniff that tee.


I wasn't going to comment on this topic but TJ has led me to. Good lord I don't know why but I couldn't stop laughing at the thought of someone running over to grab the tee and take a whiff of it. I can see Quagmire doing it and going Giggity after it. Thanks for the laugh TJ.

So I guess Ill add. It looks like his shaft angle was all wrong. When hitting a ball from a tee that is stuck in a woman's ass, it is crucial that your shaft line up perfectly with her ass. Any deviation from a perfect shaft to ass alignment will result in missing the said ass, resulting in a poor shot. We all know what it feels like to miss hit that region. Also upon review of the Rules of Golf, subsection teeing ground. If a tee is placed in a woman's ass and you miss your attempt to hit the ball, then it is a two stroke penalty which can be done in private away from teeing ground. It goes without saying if you miss her ass, you lose the hole:)

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Don't worry, Tiger's on his way to administer first aid.

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