Favorite Movie Quotes

[Mulligan Jeff]

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine."

[nevets88]

You expect me to talk? No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night. But I'm retired! - Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy Stop trying to hit me! And hit me! I can only show you the door, you have to walk through it. Free... Your... Mind... Don't think you're fast. Know you're fast. There is no spoon.

[MPtheKid]

Ever wonder why fund managers can't beat the S&P; 500? 'Cause they're sheep, and sheep get slaughtered.

[nick1998bunker]

D[quote name="davedove" url="/t/77199/favorite-movie-quotes/0_100#post_1056482"]Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die. [/quote] Does anybody think the bald guy looks like Mike Davis? Inconceivable

[jusanothajoe]

You gonna fire those pistols or whistle Dixie?

I reckon so

[nevets88]

A, B, C - always be closing. First prize, brand new Cadillac, second prize, a set of steak knives, third prize, you're fired. Are you gonna dance all night with your hand on my ass or are you gonna make a move?

[saevel25]

Not so much for the quote it self but for the delivery, from the 2nd of Nolan's Batman Movies.

Quote:

This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

Quote:

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

Quote:

Why so serious?

[mmoan2]

I reckon so

You're wanted, Wales!

Yeah, I reckon I'm right unpopular.

[nevets88]

I'M WALKING HERE!

[mmoan2]

I'M WALKING HERE!

Good one. BTW, it was totally improvised. They were on set and a cab driver blew through the barriers set up by the production company and almost hit Hoffman. Love that crazy flick.

[nevets88]

Try not! Do, or do not. There is no try! UmmMMMmmm.... Hhhmmmpfff hmmpffff... You talking to me? I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. New York City! Freak show central! If I were half the man I'd use to be, I'd take a flamethrower to this place! The penitent man is humble before God. A penitent man… KNEELS before God. Kneel !

[Strandly]

Rex : I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

Rex : At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? [points to Kip]

Rex : Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

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And just about anything from Spaceballs.

[Golfingdad]

The penitent man is humble before God. A penitent man… KNEELS before God. Kneel!

He chose ..... poorly.

Rex: I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? [points to Kip]

Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

Your mom goes to college.

[nevets88]

Everyone knows... you never go full retard. This head movie makes my eyes rain!

[boogielicious]

" 'Do you love me?' Thoughts raced through his mind. Did she really want him? What had he done to deserve this bounty? Does God exist? Who invented liquid soap and why? " - The Sure Thing

[boogielicious]

[after slicing one of the Black Knight's arms off]

King Arthur : Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

Black Knight : 'Tis but a scratch.

King Arthur : A scratch? Your arm's off.

Black Knight : No it isn't.

King Arthur : What's that, then?

Black Knight : [after a pause] I've had worse.

King Arthur : You liar.

Black Knight : Come on ya pansy.

[nevets88]

From the movie Swingers:

You don't want to be the PG guy, you want to be the R rated guy, the one you're not so sure about.