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Who is with me if I start a new religion with Tiger as god? Well what he has done in the last 2 seasons has been amazing and what he is done right now at the Buick is amazing also, so there is no way that he can be human!

It may even help you play better golf!
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Probably not gonna join that religion b/c he is only a man with great talent.
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Is that not what most religions are based on, as god with great talent?
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
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No, not in my book.
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Who is with me if I start a new religion with Tiger as god?

You're too late:

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I heard that his tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries. Oh wait, that's Chuck Norris. My bad.

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Thou must twirl-eth thy club

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[QUOTE=ClintonM3;102417]Woody Austin getting baptised

Funny stuff...

I have always been impressed by Tiger, but maybe haven't appreciated him enough until recently. The guy is flat out amazing. Seeing Golf Central last night when they went through how long it took other golfers to reach 62 wins was pretty incredible. We are definitely watching history. I liken it to when I was a kid in the 80's, as a hockey player and fan, I new Wayne Gretzky was great, but the more I saw what he could do and the records he was shattering, and I went from appreciating his great talent to admiring he was probably the best i would see in my lifetime. I'm at that same point with Tiger now.

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If Tiger is god than Jack has gotta me Moses

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If Tigger is God, I am an ATHEIST!

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I'm in. Sign me up.

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All I now need to do is bring out a best selling book that people will follow and i am set for life!
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
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Yeah, I'm on board with the Tiger is God thing. I guess it's better than worshipping the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

This does remind me of my favorite golf joke...

A guy dies and is having a tour of heaven. As they pass a golf course the guy says to the tour angel "I didn't know there was golf in heaven!" A little further along he sees a player on the course that looks like Tiger Woods and he says "wow, I didn't know that Tiger died!" The angel replies, "that's not Tiger Woods, that's god, he just thinks he's Tiger Woods."

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