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Dirty mother !@#$%# poop in the hole

post #1 of 36
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Iam get and say it some people just need to be shot. Second hole Green pond country club Green i pull out the flag only to find it covered in someones poop and the hole filler to the brim in shit. I call the pro shop they send out rangers close the hole and Start looking for the bastard only to not find they peice of scum.
I cant tell you how disgusted i am.



p.s it was sergio garcia
post #2 of 36

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Originally Posted by kevinbomb123 View Post

p.s it was sergio garcia

lol Sneaky Spaniard
post #3 of 36

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Really? lol... But yeah...the dude should just throw a club next time. No need to drop a load in the hole...man thats really nasty..lol. I hope he didnt wipe with the flag..
post #4 of 36

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I know you're probably pissed out of your mind right now. But face it, that's friggin' hilarious!
post #5 of 36

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Originally Posted by bogeyhitter25 View Post
I know you're probably pissed out of your mind right now. But face it, that's friggin' hilarious!
Yeah...it kinda is...hahahaha
post #6 of 36
At least you didn't chip in and then reach for your ball without looking!
post #7 of 36

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at once the funniest and most disgusting story i've heard in weeks.

good thing you didn't get a hole in one... lmao.
post #8 of 36

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Best story i've heard in a while!

BTW, was it "2-piece" or "multilayer" you found in the hole? And had it been balanced? Could you see a seam?
post #9 of 36

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Originally Posted by drglew View Post
And had it been balanced? Could you see a seam?
Dammit, I just snorted beer out my nose!
post #10 of 36

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So, somebody took a #2 on #2, kind of poetic in a sick sort of way.
post #11 of 36
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lmao it was a real crap not some little nugget the hole was filled to the point that when i took the flag out it was 2 inches deep.
post #12 of 36

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OMG! I agree with the others, disgusting, yet funny. Sorry you had to be the one to find it!
post #13 of 36

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As disgusting as that is....I too find that hilarious...I can't imagine what it would feel like to sink 14 foot poopie putt.....
post #14 of 36

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That is absolutely hilarious. Was the hole near anything or was it out of the way where nobody would've seen it?
post #15 of 36

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Originally Posted by scottevans77 View Post
So, somebody took a #2 on #2, kind of poetic in a sick sort of way.
That's what I call deuces

Originally Posted by kevinbomb123 View Post



p.s it was sergio garcia
Sergio "Dirty Sanchez" Garcia.

Nice story. I liked it.

-I guess he was playing Splashies with a friend and misunderstood the rules...
-Is that considered a water hazard or ground under repair? Depends on how long it's been there I guess...
-If he was playing it, I think he would have won a game of Nasties. Forever.

I could keep going?
post #16 of 36

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Must be a very relaxing place to play to be able to do that and not be seen.

Was it someone in the group in front of you? Or did they decide to give each other gimmees on their putts?

Note to self: always look before I reach ....
post #17 of 36
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[QUOTE=DaSportsGuy;465307]That is absolutely hilarious. Was the hole near anything or was it out of the way where nobody would've seen it


yea i could have took a 5 min crap and a nice good morning piss without anyone seeing
post #18 of 36

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It was the Mad Crapper - same guy that would hit the drinking fountains between class in high school.
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