Whats your favorite golf slang term or saying..

[Double Bogey]

My fav is "whipped cream on sh!t" - scrambling all over the hole, yet saving par. Or what happened to me last weekend, blading a SW out of the bunker, hitting the lip, and rolling to within 5 feet of the pin.

[cbaileyau]

It was in Tin-Cup...but I had heard it before that movie.

When I played on the golf team in high school we used to quote Tin Cup all the time.

"It's a lock. I hit my 7 like John Daley hits his 3" or "I'm not going left of those trees. I'm not going right of those trees. I'm going over those trees, with a little draw" theres a bunch more.

[Eore]

when someone pulls the lob wedge, say "look out nostrils!"

[Mr Eagle]

When you misshit into the trees the ball rattles around and appears in the middle of the fairway.


Thats an OJ Simpson (you got away with it)

[mikelz]

After leaving a putt really short, "It's really hard to putt when your tampon squirts out during the stroke."

[BASHERBAKER69]

do you putt much?

[Ruari]

do you putt much?

So many shots to choose from! Which do you think was your best?

that's an Adolf Hitler (two shots in the bunker). If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ~ Dean Martin Steve Ovett - ugly, but a good runner That's the most enthusiastic fade I've seen for a while. (It's a slice) SLMF - so long mother... (you can get the rest) If you find golf relaxing, you're not doing it right (Bob Hope, I believe). Golf is so popular simply because it's it's the best game in the world to be bad at. (AA Milne, author of Winnie the Pooh) And a personal favorite... That's the best three-putt I've ever seen. (When just starting, nearly 5 years ago - I topped the drive, thinned my second and sank a twisty putt I gave up trying to work out the line of and simply hit. It was my second-ever birdie)

[Mr Eagle]

A Kate Winslett............A bit fat but not bad

[Mr Eagle]

A Salman Rushdie ............An impossible read

[r7 425]

A J.R. Tolkein--a great read...A Ray Charles--Didnt see the break

[Big_M]

Are you playing army golf?

OR

Is that one of them new army balls?

LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT

[bcp]

I've used this one more times than I care to remember after putts:
"Thurmon Munson"- a dead yank

[r7 425]

A Leon Lett---you ran your putt the wrong way

[Puttin4Bird]

A Leon Lett---you ran your putt the wrong way

That was Jim Marshall, Leon Lett was the one who had the ball swatted out of his hands at the goal line after returning a fumble 90 or so yards in the Super Bowl.

Great thread guys!! Let's here more!! Some of my favs are... "Putt like a kid" and "N.A.T.O." (Not Attached To Outcome)

"Hey did you know there building a Walmart out here?" "Really, where are they gonna put it?" "In between your ball and mine."

If I'm not mistaken, Tiger has used this line before. He was playing a casual round, maybe with Michael Jordan or Charles Barkley, again I'm not 100%.

[crawf061]

"im gonna start calling you the CHEF--You're slicing everything today"

Please tell me that you are making these up and that you have never actually used them before.

[XSup]

" Next time, use your turn signal" - big slice or hook

Kinda lame, but gets a laugh or two. I dont know what I like better, playing golf or talking smack...

When you walk up to a ball, and its behind yours, yell ..........
"Oh....I must be in the front row..." old Bob Yuker beer commercial.

There is going to be a load of smarta$$ comments THIS weekend!!

[x-forged]

If I'm not mistaken, Tiger has used this line before. He was playing a casual round, maybe with Michael Jordan or Charles Barkley, again I'm not 100%.

yeah, I stole that one from tiger

[Guest]

If we were hauling manure I'd say $hi*