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A cuban... needs one more revolution

hahahahaa, nice!

Sticks
driver- X460 tour 9.5 Aldila NVS 75
irons- X-forged 3-PW TT BlackGold stiff
wedges- x-tour vintage 52, 56, 60
hybrid- FT-hybrid #2 17* putter- Sophia 33" "If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."_Mario Andretti

Posted
A cuban... needs one more revolution

Ha ha ha ha!!! World Politics!

How about this: After topping a drive, "I popped that like a Chinese cop on a Tibetan Monk!"

Posted
"I'm gonna start calling you THE PAINTER"--because your spraying everything off the tee.

"People think the size of the head is most important. Wrong. It's getting a quality shaft. test different shafts to see which goes the straightest. Also, more degrees of loft on the head is better than less. Eleven degrees is about right."


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dang, I didnt think it would go this long, I love it!!!

I forgot...

OB1Kanobi ..........outta bounds

Hit a house..... putt flying by the hole.

When trying to kill a drive "hit it like it owes you money!!"

In my bag:

360 10.5 44.5 Prolaunch
300 Tour 15 EI-70
V-Steel 21 (POS!, bye bye) TA-7 Tour 4-PW 56 & 60 588's Anser 2 Laddie (Why??)Mini bottles of Jim Beam...Oops.


Posted
When you hit a putt and still have 5 feet or more left:

"A little poop left in that diaper!"
or,"A little chicken left on that bone!"

Monster Tour 10.5* w/ Redboard 63
FP400f 14.5* w/ GD YSQ
Idea Pro 18* w/ VS Proto 80s
MP FLi-Hi 21 w/ S300
CG1 BP w/ PX 6.0 SM 54.11 SM 60.08 Sophia 33"


Posted
Another one I found funny, I had just hit a pull hook with the driver and my buddy hollered out, "more right rudder!" as the ball went sailing in the trees, gave me a good laugh.
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Driver: Sumo 460 10.5º Stiff
4 & 7 Woods: T-40 Stiff
Irons: Tight Lies GT 3-PWWedges: Tom Watson SignaturePutter: Daiwa DG-245Ball: One PlatinumGone Golfin'

Posted

After your buddy hits a short drive....you say "Does your husband play?".

Always funny and never gets old.

Posted
When you hit a putt and still have 5 feet or more left:

On the same line...I think I sort of invented the following... After leaving a putt very short... " Well boys...looks like I need to pull my skirt down a little...because my (EXPLETIVE) is showing"

In the Bag...Ping Hoofer

3dx Tour Square - UST V2 HMOI X Flex
3dx 15* - X flex
Baffler DWS 20* Aldila NV Stiff 4-GW 600XC Forged Irons- S Flex 55* SW - Burner XD 60* LW - Burner XD Craz E Putter <----ProV1x---> Pellet


Posted
"im gonna start calling you the CHEF--You're slicing everything today"

"People think the size of the head is most important. Wrong. It's getting a quality shaft. test different shafts to see which goes the straightest. Also, more degrees of loft on the head is better than less. Eleven degrees is about right."


Posted
On the same line...I think I sort of invented the following...

that's good

or the old, "nice putt Alice", after one of your partners leaves a putt short. This is some funny stuff, I am getting a good laugh reading these...sure beats reading about people getting all bent over driving distances
My Bag

Driver: Sumo 460 10.5º Stiff
4 & 7 Woods: T-40 Stiff
Irons: Tight Lies GT 3-PWWedges: Tom Watson SignaturePutter: Daiwa DG-245Ball: One PlatinumGone Golfin'

Posted
On the greens: "A Brazilian" One that just shaved the hole.

Ping G 410 10.5 ˚ Driver Ping Tour Stiff Shaft
Ping G 410 14.5˚ 3 Ping Tour Stiff Shaft
Ping G 410 19˚ Ping Tour Stiff Shaft
i 500 irons 4-UW 1/2 inch over, blue dot, NS Pro Modus 105 Stiff Shafts
Ping Stealth Wedges Wedges  54˚ 58˚

Scotty Cameron Studio Select Newport 2 34" 


Posted
A Rock Hudson, convinced it was straight but it turned out it wasnt

In The Bag
Mizuno MX 560 Driver
Taylor made 3 wood
Mizuno HIFLI 21*
Mizuno MX 25's 4-pwMizuno MX series wedges 50, 56*/11 & 60*Bettinardi C02 putter4 bottles of pilsner,2 packs cigars


Posted
"That's eagle ally"

when you hit a good shot, getting razzed by someone to make an eagle on that hole,
just something we do in our group

"Did your putter get stick in your vag?"

when you leave an important putt short

Posted
Always laughed at the "South American putt" that came up short (one more revolution).

Had a friend I played with who would hit a nasty hook and yell "CUT!!"

The same guy would be talking while we were waiting to tee off and we were not aware that another guy in our group was getting ready to hit. The guy teeing off cleared his throat to grab our attention and my friend says "Don't worry, your swinging is not bothering my talking."
In my bag:
Driver : 905R 9.5*
3 Wood: Big Bertha Titanium 15*
5 Wood: Big Bertha Titanium 19*
Irons : 755Wedges: Vokey 50* Wedges: 588 DSG 56* Putter: 2 Ball Lined Blade 35Ball : ProV1

Posted
"Don't worry, your swinging is not bothering my talking."

thats so comical

I'm not even mad, thats just hilarious

Posted
When I hit a fat one I will refer to it as a "Weight Watcher's Drop Out."

I do have one I can't use too often as I golf with my wife's brother, father and uncles. "That one was fatter than this girl I hooked up with one drunken night in college."
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3 Wood: 15.° Pro Trajectory 906F4 Stiff Aldila VS Proto Blue
Hybrid: 19.0° 503 H Stiff Dynamic Gold S400
Hybrid: 21.0° Edge C.F.T. Ti Stiff Aldila NVS
Irons: 775cb 4-GW w/S300 Sand Wedge: Vokey 58° Puttter: Laguna Mid-Slant Pro PlatinumBall: ProV1Bag: Li...

Posted
Another one I found funny, I had just hit a pull hook with the driver and my buddy hollered out, "more right rudder!" as the ball went sailing in the trees, gave me a good laugh.

I laughed so hard at this one. Now I just have to remember it.

After your buddy hits a short drive....you say "Does your husband play?".

This one is really good too. I just have to be careful since I'm the rookie. Remarks like this can come back to haunt me.


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