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I could have sworn this was on the forum by now, but I didn't find it in a search, so here it goes:

Robin Williams on Golf .
  None said:
I whack a ball it goes in a gopher hole. Oh, like croquet? **** croquet! I put the hole hundreds of yards away!

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"...and I'll put a flag at the end to give you hope!"

If that aint the truth!!!!

Thanks, that is too funny and I have never heard it before.

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I heard this shortly after he did this skit...I love this and never laughed so hard in my life when I heard it.

Classic stuff. I think it is up there with some of the one-liners from Caddyshack.

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Dave
 

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  • 3 years later...

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  iacas said:
I could have sworn this was on the forum by now, but I didn't find it in a search, so here it goes:

I heard that bit once before and I almost choked to death. Definitely one of the best ever descriptions of our great game. Robin Williams is one of the greatest comic minds of our generation, if not of all time.

Rick

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wow, I had never heard that. its pretty funny

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I watch this at least a few times every year... usually right at the start of the season. For those that have not seen it... WOW!
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The whole HBO special was hilarious. Watch the other parts if you get a chance. He made some other funny jokes about Tiger when he did a show in England. Hope he makes a full recovery. We need a funny guy in these times.

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thats is just absolutely HALARIOUS

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i actually referenced (in a roundabout way) this skit just a couple of days ago. i'm living with a couple of bachelors, and someone managed to clog up the toilet. well... i was plugging away at it, hoping to god we could fix it ourselves and not have to call a plumber, and i was really getting furious with it when suddenly *blooop* the toilet gives me one bubble. so i launch into it all over again for like 30 minutes to no avail, and i went into the living room and, without even meaning to, launched into a scottish accent yelling AND THEN IT GIVES ME ONE BUBBLE, JUST TO GIVE ME F'N HOPE!

robin williams is awesome. he was scheduled to perform here, but canceled/postponed due to his surgery or whatever it is he's having to undergo right now.

  nevets88 said:
The whole HBO special was hilarious. Watch the other parts if you get a chance. He made some other funny jokes about Tiger when he did a show in England. Hope he makes a full recovery. We need a funny guy in these times.

Agree 100%. I saw that clip a few years ago and bought the DVD. It is called

Robin Williams - Live on Broadway .

I will judge my rounds much more by the quality of my best shots than the acceptability of my worse ones.


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