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mdvaldosta Well Established Member

mdvaldosta

Does this mean I can play from the red tees now?

Actually it wasn't as bad as I thought, though it was kinda awkward. Hope it doesn't cost me any manhood, all seems well so far...
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Chief Broom Great Member

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My advice is for you to take it easy for this next week, and definitely don't walk and play golf this week. In fact keep all walking and lifting to a minimum for a good week or ten days. You'll feel fine right away but resist the urge to be active. It won't take much activity for you to be really sore afterward. I also suggest the use of an ice pack during this week especially if you spend much time on your feet.

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NormH3 Dedicated Member

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My advice is for you to take it easy for this next week, and definitely don't walk and play golf this week. In fact keep all walking and lifting to a minimum for a good week or ten days. You'll feel fine right away but resist the urge to be active. It won't take much activity for you to be really sore afterward. I also suggest the use of an ice pack during this week especially if you spend much time on your feet.

Most definitely what he says..

and you will be fine. I have been a gelding for over 20 years now. The worse part was waddling through the waiting room afterwards. All the men had looks of anguish on their faces and the ladies giggled.

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jaragon126 Well Established Member

jaragon126

Had mine a little over a year ago ... no changes or problems so far!

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mdvaldosta Well Established Member

mdvaldosta

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My advice is for you to take it easy for this next week, and definitely don't walk and play golf this week. In fact keep all walking and lifting to a minimum for a good week or ten days. You'll feel fine right away but resist the urge to be active. It won't take much activity for you to be really sore afterward. I also suggest the use of an ice pack during this week especially if you spend much time on your feet.

You know the funny thing is, the doctor (

who's done 20,000+ vascectomies ), actually suggests it's OK to play sports (even basketball!) after 3 days so long as a supporter (jock strap) is worn. Crazy, I know... but he also says ice isn't necessary. It's something to do with his procedure, which left only two very small nicks on my jewels (no stitches or anything). No ice, no swelling, no bleeding, no stitches. Just alittle sensitive if I sweeze them. A buddy of mine went with me, both had it done. He says he's 100% recovered now, can't feel any discomfort. All I took was 2 ibuprofen Saturday afternoon. Kinda crazy, but I was thinking about practicing some short game today... eh.
What's In My Stand Bag...
Driver: R9 TP 9.5*
3W: R9 15*
Hybrid: Rescue Dual TP 2H 16*
Irons 3-P: MP-62Wedges: Vokey 52* & 58*Putter: 34" Newport StudioBall: Pro V1x

kfowler Great Member

kfowler

Most definitely what he says..

That's the funniest story I've read all day. Can't imagine.

Kevin

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retexan599 Well Established Member

retexan599

I had my vasectomy way back in 1964 after having had four children. It was one of the best decisions I have ever made and I have never regretted it. It certainly removes one variable from life and lets you focus on good loving without that particular 'what-if'....

John Hanley
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Dub Great Member

Dub

For God's sake man, do not squeeze 'em!!!!!!!!!


I need to do the same.....been finding excuses not to....running out, though.


Sounds like you had a great doctor. Best wishes and hope everything works out like planned.

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Ty Haegs Established Member

Ty Haegs

..... No ice, no swelling, no bleeding, no stitches.

hahaha shouldn't they be sensitive if you "squeeze" them without even having the vasectomy done?

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mdvaldosta Well Established Member

mdvaldosta

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hahaha shouldn't they be sensitive if you "squeeze" them without even having the vasectomy done?

Lol, well yea. I should have said "tender"

What's In My Stand Bag...
Driver: R9 TP 9.5*
3W: R9 15*
Hybrid: Rescue Dual TP 2H 16*
Irons 3-P: MP-62Wedges: Vokey 52* & 58*Putter: 34" Newport StudioBall: Pro V1x

Uber$winG Dedicated Member

Uber$winG

Does this mean I can play from the red tees now?

It doesn’t make a vas deferens .

"Every man is his own hell" - H.L. Mencken


NormH3 Dedicated Member

NormH3

Does this mean I can play from the red tees now?

damn...you're good

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Big Bertha 2007 7w 22°
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pxc Dedicated Member

pxc

I know this should all be ok but even thinking about it makes me sick to my stomach. I don't think I'll ever get one.

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NormH3 Dedicated Member

NormH3

I know this should all be ok but even thinking about it makes me sick to my stomach. I don't think I'll ever get one.

normally, it's not the husband's decision.

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Big Bertha 2007 460 11°
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Big Bertha 2007 7w 22°
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Golf'nBiker Well Established Member

Golf'nBiker

Now that it has been a week, hope turns UP just fine!!

No red tees for you! I was active Army when I had mine,...say a TUE, Wed to convalesce, and Thur back at being HOOAH-HOOAH! Ya should have had your follow up by now...but that's another thread!

Grndslmhttr3 Great Member

Grndslmhttr3

Does this mean I can play from the red tees now?

You, sir, are my hero

-Rich

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