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allin

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There are going to be so many. Try not to cross the line.

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allin Great Member

allin

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When asked how many times she swung the golf club, Tigers wife replied put me down for a five.

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DavidFehertysBike Great Member

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Poor old Tiger cant drive anything strait, can he?
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He managed to hit a water hazard and the trees in one drive.

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Bo the Golfer Great Member

Bo the Golfer

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Has Mickelson called Elin yet to find out how to beat Tiger?

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DavidFehertysBike Great Member

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Has Mickelson called Elin yet to find out how to beat Tiger?

ZING! haha

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flopdarock Great Member

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What the difference between Tigers car driving and his short game? He can back up a wedge.
RUSS's avg drive - 230yrds and climbing

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What's the difference between a Escalade and a pitching wedge?


Tiger can back up a wedge.

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John Daly woke up and heard on the radio a professional golfer ran over a fire hydrant and hit a tree...so he turned himself in.

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RS22 Established Member

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What do an SUV and a golf ball have in common? Tiger can't drive either of them straight.

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3 wood:: R9 15* with Fujikura Motore F1 65g in X-stiff
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uttexas Great Member

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Have you heard about Tiger's poor driving?.......He blamed it on his Caddy.

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Shorty Super Member

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a Tiger Seal?

Nothing. They both got clubbed by a Norwegian.

In the race of life, always back self-interest. At least you know it's trying.

 

 


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Has Mickelson called Elin yet to find out how to beat Tiger?

ha - this one had me laughing out loud

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lumpuckeroo Great Member

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Has Mickelson called Elin yet to find out how to beat Tiger?

I'd say based on the photo, a 9 iron!

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Fat Slice Great Member

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Maybe he should get a new headcover...

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