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In the thread, we post our favorite golf jokes. Here are mine :) :) :)

Q: What does Payne Stewart have in common with a computer?

A: Both freeze before they crash.

Q: When does Payne Stewart's jet depressurize?

A: When he gets a hole in one.

Q: What does Big Bird have in common with Payne Stewart?

A: Both are goofy looking and cannot fly.


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He's baaaaack...........mods get ready!!!

In the bag:

TaylorMade R11 Driver (10.5 stiff stock shaft)

TaylorMade R11 3wood (15 degree stiff stock shaft)

Adams IdeaPro 3i hybrid (20 degree)

Titleist DCI 4-PW (photo)

Cleveland CG15 wedges (52, 56, 60)

Odyssey White-Hot 2-Ball (Superstroke oversize grip)

Bushnell Tour V2 Rangefinder

Ping Hoofer 2012 Bag

 

 


Posted

I will say John Daly is my favorite golf joke.

Based on your previous posts, I think it was your intention to draw ppl out with the Payne Stewart jokes - but they are in pretty poor taste, actually.


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A troll walks into a forum...

:ping:

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  • Glide SS - 54° / CFS Wedge / Glide 2.0 SS - 58°/10 / KBS 120S / Hoofer - Black

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Look Patrick, you must be bored again because you don't have any friends. Wonder why?

Mods can't you just ban him by ip address?

Driver: Callaway Big Bertha 10.5* 

3WD:  Callaway Big Bertha 15* / X2 Hot H4 Hybrid
Irons:  Callaway Apex 4-PW Project X 5.5 shafts

Wedges: Callaway MackDaddy 2  52/58
Putter: Odyessey Metal X Milled 1


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This reminds me of the time I visited hell. I walked into Satan's office and asked him why he had all the clocks on the wall. He said that every time someone trolls on the internet a hand moves. I saw some of the clocks of the members on this forum there and saw that their hands only moved slightly. I finally had to ask him, "Where is Vijay4LIFE's clock?" Satan replied, "It is over my head, I use it as a ceiling fan!"

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And we have witnessed the final stage in the life of a troll.  Not getting the attention they want, they flame out completely.

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3W:  Callaway GBB II 12.5*, 5W:  Callaway Diablo 18* Neutral
3H:  Callaway Razr X, 4H:  Callaway Razr X
5-PW:  Callaway X Tour
GW:  Callaway X Tour 54*, SW:  Callaway X Tour 58*
Putter:  Callaway ITrax, Scotty Cameron Studio Design 2, Ping Anser 4


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Who is this distasteful moron?

In the Ogio Kingpin bag:

Titleist 913 D2 9.5* w/ UST Mamiya ATTAS 3 80 w/ Harrison Shotmaker & Billy Bobs afternarket Hosel Adaptor (get this if you don't have it for your 913)
Wilson Staff Ci-11 4-GW (4I is out of the bag for a hybrid, PW and up were replaced by Edel Wedges)
TaylorMade RBZ 5 & 3 Fairway Woods

Cobra Baffler T-Rail 3 & 4 Hybrids

Edel Forged 48, 52, 56, 60, and 64* wedges (different wedges for different courses)

Seemore Si-4 Black Nickel Putter


Posted
Originally Posted by ApocG10

Who is this distasteful moron?

Just your typical, run of the mill, distasteful moron.

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While I agree the joke is in poor taste, but i would have to disagree with many of the members comments.  The last I checked, this is still the only country where freedom of speech is valued no matter how distasteful that speech maybe--as long as it does not incite violence, of course.

I would like to believe that all those serving in military are fighting to keep this freedom no matter how much we disagree.  The best way to deal with it is not to take the bait and comment on it.

Just my 2 cents.  That is the first and last of my post on this thread.

Don

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This is a web forum, not a free country.

In the Ogio Kingpin bag:

Titleist 913 D2 9.5* w/ UST Mamiya ATTAS 3 80 w/ Harrison Shotmaker & Billy Bobs afternarket Hosel Adaptor (get this if you don't have it for your 913)
Wilson Staff Ci-11 4-GW (4I is out of the bag for a hybrid, PW and up were replaced by Edel Wedges)
TaylorMade RBZ 5 & 3 Fairway Woods

Cobra Baffler T-Rail 3 & 4 Hybrids

Edel Forged 48, 52, 56, 60, and 64* wedges (different wedges for different courses)

Seemore Si-4 Black Nickel Putter


Posted
Originally Posted by ApocG10

This is a web forum, not a free country.

or if you're a fan of the big lebowski, "smokey, this is bowling, not vietnam;  there are rules."


Posted
Originally Posted by Infamous 273

or if you're a fan of the big lebowski, "smokey, this is bowling, not vietnam;  there are rules."

I hear TST has not yet roundly rejected prior restraint.

Driver:  Callaway Diablo Octane 9.5*
3W:  Callaway GBB II 12.5*, 5W:  Callaway Diablo 18* Neutral
3H:  Callaway Razr X, 4H:  Callaway Razr X
5-PW:  Callaway X Tour
GW:  Callaway X Tour 54*, SW:  Callaway X Tour 58*
Putter:  Callaway ITrax, Scotty Cameron Studio Design 2, Ping Anser 4


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LOL at Yukari's comment about freedom of speech. That's hilarious! Trying to figure out if serious?

The internets brings out the wack jobs.

Driver: Callaway Big Bertha 10.5* 

3WD:  Callaway Big Bertha 15* / X2 Hot H4 Hybrid
Irons:  Callaway Apex 4-PW Project X 5.5 shafts

Wedges: Callaway MackDaddy 2  52/58
Putter: Odyessey Metal X Milled 1


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