The Best (worst) Spelling and Grammar Errors Thread

[Clambake]

There are truly some gems here.   If we simply tracked the rate that these are piling up, who could probably forecast within a month or two the exact end of the English language as we know it.

I must admit I keep checking back on this thread to see if any of my missives have made the list.   Whew, looks like I've made it through another day!

[Ernest Jones]

There are truly some gems here.   If we simply tracked the rate that these are piling up, would could probably forecast within a month or two the exact end of the English language as we know it.   I must admit I keep checking back on this thread to see if any of my missives have made the list.   Whew, looks like I've made it through another day!

Would could? As in, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck...

[Clambake]

Bingo, you got me.   Ironic that during a grammar thread my too-fast typing delivered a perfect typo.  It was supposed to be "who could"!

[Ernest Jones]

Bingo, you got me.   Ironic that during a grammar thread my too-fast typing delivered a perfect typo.  It was supposed to be "who could"!

Lol, my palms start to sweat when I post in here. Scary stuff lol.

[jamo]

If we simply tracked the rate that these are piling up, would could probably forecast within a month or two the exact end of the English language as we know it.

So guys, look at this moron... :banana:

[Clambake]

I clearly need to stay away from this thread....this is one where a person should look but not touch!

[bplewis24]

I just make it a point to be secure in my grammarhood and roll with the punches, if need be

[dak4n6]

Clambake, now THAT is irony - getting snared with a post stating how you just made through another day....NOT!!! Hey, I'm the architect of this thread, and I got snared. Yes this thread is not for the faint of heart. Enter only if you dare....

[David in FL]

So I'm sure your all working off the spring rust, especially if your like me and your in the midwest . When I was at my peak in my short golf career I was shaping my shot from a gentle cut off the tee to a suddle draw on both my driver and irons. For the first few rounds I'm playing my current shot shape just so I can navigate the course through a round. Being that our driving range doesn't open for another month, what can I do on the course to get that suddle draw back off the tee and for my irons? What swing thoughts should I be thinking to promote that draw insted of a weak cut. I find I have more distance eith a draw than a cut so I would like to go back to staring down those shots insted of watching my ugly cut/slice.

I'm not sure what of mine is supposed to be in the Midwest.... I know how to hit a push draw and have been known to pull a draw.......but that suddle draw is a real challenge.

[Fraser]

Originally Posted by David in FL

I'm not sure what of mine is supposed to be in the Midwest....

Maybe it's just me but I notice that more and more people are using "your" when they mean "you're", it's frankly embarrassing.

[UncleRobot]

If your loosing distance, they're is an answer.

[Ernest Jones]

I can't help but come in here to view every new post just to make sure I'm in the clear! Phew, live another day!

[Ernest Jones]

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayG

Oh carp, I JUST read an article somewhere about this kind of thing.

Something fishy about this one, snicker, snicker.

[dak4n6]

Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

I can't help but come in here to view every new post just to make sure I'm in the clear! Phew, live another day!

You do know that you're (or the more modern 'your') living dangerously by just posting here EJ!

[bplewis24]

Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayG

Oh carp, I JUST read an article somewhere about this kind of thing.

Something fishy about this one, snicker, snicker.

I'd like to preemptively point out that I often say and type "oh carp" on purpose because I like the way it sounds.  If/when I do it, it's not an error

[Golfingdad]

Originally Posted by bplewis24

I'd like to preemptively point out that I often say and type "oh carp" on purpose because I like the way it sounds.  If/when I do it, it's not an error

So do I.  When I read that I chuckled assuming he was like me. :)  Of course, the origin of it, for me, is from a co-workers email a long time ago where he spelled it wrong on accident.  Since then, we all just say it that way here for fun.

[Ernest Jones]

Originally Posted by VegasRenegade

This is what i know as a punisher. Since if you do it wrong it will hit you in the rib. Most people stick and old shaft or plain stick in the put in of a club. It really is helping me get the proper fell.  One problem is that  you have to start with the lab pre-set before your back swing

[bplewis24]

Well that's just all kindsa fail.  I wonder what the word "lab" is supposed to be?  I can't make sense of that part.  Lag?