The Best (worst) Spelling and Grammar Errors Thread

[bplewis24]

Originally Posted by dak4n6

Sorry, but I read this 4 - 5 times at different speeds, but I got nothing. Translation? What does it mean to "make the rules on breaking a lesson"?

Hmm, I think he's talking about a customer giving notice for not being able to make it to a scheduled lesson appointment?  He's saying if it's in the rules, then the customer should have called.  If it's an emergency, that should be a mitigating factor.

If I'm correct, just chalk it up to an abnormal gift I have for being able to translate horrible grammar/english.  I've always been great at it .

If I'm wrong, just forget the prior sentence.

[dak4n6]

Brandon, you are now our official translator. Another bullet on you resume

[That is Good]

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I think if you make the rules on breaking a lesson and its part of the rules for it yep they should of called. If it was an emergency different story

Originally Posted by dak4n6

Sorry, but I read this 4 - 5 times at different speeds, but I got nothing. Translation? What does it mean to "make the rules on breaking a lesson"?

"make the rules on breaking a lesson" = Set up the policies for cancelling an appointment.

? I guess.

[MyrtleBeachGolf]

I saw this just the other day. I don't know which is worse...producing this sign, or purchasing it and hanging it up at your business.

[bplewis24]

Nice find.  They spelled "surveillance" correctly (which would have been more difficult for me), but can't get "you're" right

I have no idea what that icon is supposed to be.

[David in FL]

Here's the scenario, i hit the ball way right, like 100 yards off direction. Its an open golf course, and i about 189 yards to the whole . I just google mapped it. I thought it was about 185. This hole is about 10 yards uphill. So, i take out my 185 club, and i swing normal, catching it really good. It comes the usual height, nothing adnormal about this, except the ball traveled an extra 20 yards and flew the green. The shot was a push fade, but still. 99% of the time i hit that 185, i hit this one 205-210. Its absurd. I have no clue how i suddenly gain 20 yards of distance on an iron. Really, this is the first time i ever had one fly on me like that, who knows, maybe the stars aligned and i caught one perfect. Makes me feel upset that even when i thought i was swinging good, i am still swinging horrible.

Giving forum leaders a bad name since 2010! :-D Oh boy, did I just put a target on my own back, or what?! :doh:

[Ernest Jones]

Originally Posted by jrasch

It give the instructor and idea of where the client is so they can have a plan of attack going on.

[bplewis24]

Originally Posted by David in FL

Giving forum leaders a bad name since 2010!

Oh boy, did I just put a target on my own back, or what?!

We'll see how you handle the pressure

Good job, nonetheless.

[mellison24]

Originally Posted by That is Good

"make the rules on breaking a lesson" = Set up the policies for cancelling an appointment.

This reminded me of that Friend's episode where Joey writes a recommendation letter for adoption (for Monica and Chandler) and uses the thesaurus on every word :P

"We can't use this, you signed it 'Baby Kangaroo' Tribbiani!"

[jamo]

It does seem like the kind of round where we've been accustomed to seeing a listless 18 holes from Tiger over the past few years.

I'm quoting myself on this one. Maybe no spelling or grammar errors per se, but that may be the most jumbled sentence I've ever written.

[Ernest Jones]

Originally Posted by ilikefishes

Ping, Cleveland, Nike, Calloway and all the others make great equipment.

Why do people have such a hard time spelling Callaway? I can understand people messing up Titleist, due to the e before the i, but Callaway?

[NuclearMike]

Originally Posted by mellison24

This reminded me of that Friend's episode where Joey writes a recommendation letter for adoption (for Monica and Chandler) and uses the thesaurus on every word :P

"We can't use this, you signed it 'Baby Kangaroo' Tribbiani!"

Friends, not Friend's.

[meenman]

Originally Posted by mvmac

Yes the ball is on the ground so some decent is good.  Weight is still forward and lead wrist is flat at impact.

the site owners at it once again........

[David in FL]

the site owners at it once again........

Good help is hard to find! ;-)

[iacas]

Originally Posted by meenman

the site owners at it once again........

You meant to say "the site owner's at it once again" as in a contraction of "owner is." My posts aren't quoted here with any regularity, so for us (the plural form) to be "at it once again" we'd have to have been "at it" previously. :D

[meenman]

Originally Posted by iacas

You meant to say "the site owner's at it once again" as in a contraction of "owner is." My posts aren't quoted here with any regularity, so for us (the plural form) to be "at it once again" we'd have to have been "at it" previously. :D

it is kind of amazing that people have called you out, only to be proven wrong when their quote matches your post and there is not a single grammatical error.

[iacas]

Originally Posted by meenman

it is kind of amazing that people have called you out, only to be proven wrong when their quote matches your post and there is not a single grammatical error.

Uhm, or not.

My post was quoted once, and joked myself about fixing the mistake in the original post, with a smiley and everything, and someone specifically "called shenanigans" which it was, but apparently you think that's way, way more serious than it was.

In other words, you're being a bit of a tool. I don't know why, but your perception doesn't align with reality in this case.

I generally don't expect to find my posts quoted here because, by and large, I use proper grammar and can spell. I've limited my discussion here to a few jokes and a few pictures about common spelling mistakes and the like. From my memory, 95% of the grammatical errors cited here are from non-long-term members.

Now, back to making fun of people (including myself and my ability to edit posts and point that out myself in a funny way that others "got" while you seem to have missed the boat entirely…).

[Ernest Jones]

Quote:

Originally Posted by chatbuster

After about ten minutes of crap I started to watch the same 10 minutes of crap..again, without rewinding the DVD .

Not really a spelling or grammar error but still funny...rewinding the DVD.