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Paul Newman to Tom Cruise in "Color of Money"

"I got to hand it to you kid, you got me talking to myself"

Laughed my ass off yesterday when "My cousin Vinny" was on.

When Pesci is sleeping in the DA's cabin in the woods and that owl shreeks

"WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT?"

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Rich C.

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Paul Newman to Robert Redford...Who are those guys..?

Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid.

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Laughed my ass off yesterday when "My cousin Vinny" was on. When Pesci is sleeping in the DA's cabin in the woods and that owl shreeks "WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT?"

Or his opening statement: "Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you."

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"Hi, who is this calling?"

"MY NAME IS LEROY!"

"What unit are you with, son?"

"I'M IN THE ARTILLERY!"

"Well, Leroy, can we play you a song?"

"ANYTHING, JUST PLAY IT LOUD, OK?!

Robin Williams (RIP) "Good morning, Vietnam"

Chris.:roll:

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Too lazy to type it out.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

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There are two kinds of people in the world, those who can quote movies and those who cannot. - Me

Dr. Peter Venkman: "Mother Pus Bucket!"

John Winger: "We're all very, very different, but there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid enough to enlist in the Army. . "

Russell Ziskey: " When I was a kid, my father told me, "Never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it."

Or frankly, anything written by Harold Ramis.

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Helluva thing, killing a man. Take away everything he's got. Everything he ever will. Anyone don't wanna get killed, better go on out the back. Do you want to take a leap of faith? Or become an old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone. That's some subconscious you've got on you Cobb, she's a real charmer! Ohhhh, I see you've met Mrs. Cobb. Come back to reality, Dom. You remind me of someone. A man I met in a half remembered dream. A man possessed of some radical notions. You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger darling (takes out a big ass RPG).

Steve

Kill slow play. Allow walking. Reduce ineffective golf instruction. Use environmentally friendly course maintenance.

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Mein Fuhrer... I CAN WALK!!!! Precious bodily fluids...

Steve

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Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.

STOP SAYING THAT!

Have fun storming the castle!

I'm on the brute squad. You are the brute squad!

LIAR! Liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liaaarrrrr!

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Or his opening statement: "Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you."


The 2 "YUTES" was classic :-D

Rich C.

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The 2 "YUTES" was classic

The 2 whaaaa???

LOL, yes.  And this one as well:

Vinny Gambini : I understand you played a game of pool with Lisa for $200, which she won. I'm here to collect.

J.T. : How 'bout if I just kick your ass?

Vinny Gambini : Oh, a counter-offer. That's what we lawyers - I'm a lawyer - we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Get my ass kicked or collect $200. Let me think... I could use a good ass-kickin', I'll be very honest with you... nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred.

J.T. : Over my dead body.

Vinny Gambini : You like to renegotiate as you go along, don't you? Well here's my counter-offer... do I have to kill you? What if I were just to kick the ever loving shit out of you?

J.T. : In your dreams.

Vinny Gambini : Oh no no... in reality. If I was to kick the shit out of you, do I get the money?

J.T. : You kick the shit, out of me.

Vinny Gambini : Yeah.

J.T. : Yeah. you get the money.

Vinny Gambini : So, here are my options. Option A: I get my ass kicked or Option B: I kick your ass and collect the 200. I think I'm gonna go with Option B: Kickin' your ass and collecting $200.

[Takes off his jacket]

J.T. : We're gonna fight now?

Vinny Gambini : Yeah. But first, show me the money.

J.T. : I have it.

Vinny Gambini : You have it, then show it to me.

J.T. : [pause] I can get it.

Vinny Gambini : You can get it? Okay, get it. Then we'll fight.

[Takes his jacket from Lisa]

Another favorite:

Mona Lisa Vito : You're goin hunting?

Vinny Gambini : That's right.

Mona Lisa Vito : Why are you going hunting? Shouldn't you be out preparing for court?

Vinny Gambini : I was thinking last night. If only I knew what he knows, you know? If he'd let me look at his files; oh boy.

Mona Lisa Vito : I don't get it. What does getting to Trotter's files have anything to do with hunting?

Vinny Gambini : Well, you know, two guys, out in the woods, guns, on the hunt. It's a bonding thing, you know; show him I'm one of the boys. he's not gonna let me look at his files, but maybe he'll relax enough to drop his guard so I can finesse a little infomation out of him.

[searches through his clothes]

Vinny Gambini : What am I gonna wear?

Mona Lisa Vito : What are ya gonna hunt?

Vinny Gambini : I don't know, he's got a lot of stuffed heads in his office.

Mona Lisa Vito : Heads?

[Vinny looks up at Lisa]

Mona Lisa Vito : What kinda heads?

Vinny Gambini : I don't know, he's got a boar, a bear, a couple of deer.

Mona Lisa Vito : Whoa. You're gonna shoot a deer?

Vinny Gambini : I don't know. I suppose. I mean, I'm a man's man, I could go deer hunting.

Mona Lisa Vito : A sweet, innocent, harmless, leaf-eating, doe-eyed little deer.

Vinny Gambini : Hey Lisa, I'm not gonna go out there just to wimp out, you know. I mean, the guy will lose respect for me, would you rather have that?

[Lisa gets up, walks over to the bathroom and shuts the door]

Vinny Gambini : What about these pants I got on, you think they're O.K.?

[Looks down]

Vinny Gambini : Oh!

Mona Lisa Vito : [comes out of the bathroom] Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A ****in bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a **** what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

Just don't forget to pronounce deer as "dee-a" when you read Marisa Tomei's lines. :-P

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The 2 "YUTES" was classic:-D

What's a Yute? :-$

In David's bag....

Driver: Titleist 910 D-3;  9.5* Diamana Kai'li
3-Wood: Titleist 910F;  15* Diamana Kai'li
Hybrids: Titleist 910H 19* and 21* Diamana Kai'li
Irons: Titleist 695cb 5-Pw

Wedges: Scratch 51-11 TNC grind, Vokey SM-5's;  56-14 F grind and 60-11 K grind
Putter: Scotty Cameron Kombi S
Ball: ProV1

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Quote:

Originally Posted by flopster

The 2 "YUTES" was classic

The 2 whaaaa???

LOL, yes.  And this one as well:

Vinny Gambini: I understand you played a game of pool with Lisa for $200, which she won. I'm here to collect.

J.T.: How 'bout if I just kick your ass?

Vinny Gambini: Oh, a counter-offer. That's what we lawyers - I'm a lawyer - we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Get my ass kicked or collect $200. Let me think... I could use a good ass-kickin', I'll be very honest with you... nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred.

J.T.: Over my dead body.

Vinny Gambini: You like to renegotiate as you go along, don't you? Well here's my counter-offer... do I have to kill you? What if I were just to kick the ever loving shit out of you?

J.T.: In your dreams.

Vinny Gambini: Oh no no... in reality. If I was to kick the shit out of you, do I get the money?

J.T.: You kick the shit, out of me.

Vinny Gambini: Yeah.

J.T.: Yeah. you get the money.

Vinny Gambini: So, here are my options. Option A: I get my ass kicked or Option B: I kick your ass and collect the 200. I think I'm gonna go with Option B: Kickin' your ass and collecting $200.

[Takes off his jacket]

J.T.: We're gonna fight now?

Vinny Gambini: Yeah. But first, show me the money.

J.T.: I have it.

Vinny Gambini: You have it, then show it to me.

J.T.: [pause] I can get it.

Vinny Gambini: You can get it? Okay, get it. Then we'll fight.

[Takes his jacket from Lisa]

Another favorite:

Mona Lisa Vito: You're goin hunting?

Vinny Gambini: That's right.

Mona Lisa Vito: Why are you going hunting? Shouldn't you be out preparing for court?

Vinny Gambini: I was thinking last night. If only I knew what he knows, you know? If he'd let me look at his files; oh boy.

Mona Lisa Vito: I don't get it. What does getting to Trotter's files have anything to do with hunting?

Vinny Gambini: Well, you know, two guys, out in the woods, guns, on the hunt. It's a bonding thing, you know; show him I'm one of the boys. he's not gonna let me look at his files, but maybe he'll relax enough to drop his guard so I can finesse a little infomation out of him.

[searches through his clothes]

Vinny Gambini: What am I gonna wear?

Mona Lisa Vito: What are ya gonna hunt?

Vinny Gambini: I don't know, he's got a lot of stuffed heads in his office.

Mona Lisa Vito: Heads?

[Vinny looks up at Lisa]

Mona Lisa Vito: What kinda heads?

Vinny Gambini: I don't know, he's got a boar, a bear, a couple of deer.

Mona Lisa Vito: Whoa. You're gonna shoot a deer?

Vinny Gambini: I don't know. I suppose. I mean, I'm a man's man, I could go deer hunting.

Mona Lisa Vito: A sweet, innocent, harmless, leaf-eating, doe-eyed little deer.

Vinny Gambini: Hey Lisa, I'm not gonna go out there just to wimp out, you know. I mean, the guy will lose respect for me, would you rather have that?

[Lisa gets up, walks over to the bathroom and shuts the door]

Vinny Gambini: What about these pants I got on, you think they're O.K.?

[Looks down]

Vinny Gambini: Oh!

Mona Lisa Vito: [comes out of the bathroom] Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A ****in bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a **** what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

Just don't forget to pronounce deer as "dee-a" when you read Marisa Tomei's lines.

Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

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Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

LOL

Thanks guys, now I gotta go home and watch that.

Ryan M
 
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Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

This is probably the wife's and my (collectively) favorite movie.  Anytime something takes longer (or shorter) than expected to cook, one of us uses this line on the other. :beer:

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