... ass through a bendy-straw.
We don't have NBC Sports Network, so I haven't seen a lick of women's soccer.
Have seen a shit-ton of water polo and have been watching the same exact events from the decathlon for the second time today. I'm glad that the Americans are dominating the event, but I don't need to see our top guy throw the discus poorly twice in a day. As much as I'm looking forward to golf in the Rio Olympics in four years, I can only imagine how they'll manage to hide it.