Whats your favorite golf slang term or saying..

[Golf Drills]

I sometimes get a Barkie..... I get a par after hitting a tree or going into the woods.

[inthehole]

When I hit a tee shot a mile high & short ...

That was like an elephants ass ... HIGH AND STINKY !!

[Domenic]

mine is...after a bad shot........goddamn mother****in **** bitch anal prober ***** faggot loser!!!****

[dak4n6]

Originally Posted by Domenic

mine is...after a bad shot........goddamn mother****in **** bitch anal prober ***** faggot loser!!!****

Not very Christian!

[Domenic]

Tru Dat, brudda, bet let's not start that again. Kay?

[Valleygolfer]

A new one I started the other day: Kotex or tampon ball. It is when I grab the found Pinnacle or Slazenger to use on holes that get a little bloody.

[ghalfaire]

My favorite after a mediocre shot is "that was a son in law shot, not what I was expecting but not too bad".

[dak4n6]

Originally Posted by Domenic

Tru Dat, brudda, bet let's not start that again. Kay?

Kay. Peace be with you.

I used the 'Cuban' remark a few days ago with a couple guys I hooked up with, cracked them right up..

[uttexas]

For Star Wars fans- When your playing partner starts out well, then has a blow up hole or two, then angrily crushes a driver far and straight down the middle on the next hole, say "you used the Dark Side on that one" When your playing companion scores well initially, then has a run bogeys/doubles, etc say "I sense a disturbance in the force" For Hangover fans- Whenever you get a really unfortunate bounce into the rough or other hazard say "Thanks a lot Bin Laden" [VIDEO]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbwAZBxbJ2I[/VIDEO]

[Paradox]

I must play a pretty square game..outside of the friendly compliments..I have never heard ANY of these kinds of sayings.

[Beefcake]

after a bad shot or putt - "you've got the touch of a jack hammer operator"

[ZachIsLegend]

Malachi --- Word substitute for Mulligan.

[ZachIsLegend]

"Does your husband play golf too?" After someone leave a putt short.

[AntiTankNinja]

A few weeks ago I was trying to decide on what club to hit. Picked one, and proceeded to hit my shot. I chunked it pretty bad, taking a huge divot. Without hesitation my buddy says "sod cutter, interesting choice". It was funny so I couldn't be mad.

[jaysquared]

Whenever me or my buddies leave a putt short we start meowing.. We also started doing shankapotonomous as well.. Also it's not really a slang but whenever we hit a green we actually do a dance ..

[CraiginKSA]

You're having a bad round and your buddy asks, "What's the matter?"

Answer:  "My swing keeps repeating!"

You're missing a lot of greens, but scoring well - "Up and down like a *****'s knickers"

Long drive - "That one should come with an in-flight movie."

FUnny comment about John Daly - "He hits it so far he has to allow for the curvature of the earth."

[Shortylook]

A sister in-law .. Your up there,but know you shouldn't be

That is gold

[Wansteadimp]

Choc Ice - a player that couldn't handle the pressure - as in "melted like a Choc Ice"

Dead Sheep when you've not lost your turn (still ewe) - Wayne O'Reilly Aussie pro turned commentator.