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Your co-workers think you are a sexual deviant as they have heardyou refer to hookers and having the shanks.

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Clambake
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I'll admit it...I'm a golfaholic.   I love to play it, practice it, read about it, write about it, think about it, and even fantasize about it.    Perhaps there is a twelve step program (maybe with go

Drennen13
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You know you're addicted to golf if... Before you pick up the salt shaker, you mark its position with a dime

number1hacker
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Warm up. 1 hr putting, 30 mins chipping and 100 balls on the range. Play 18 holes. When walking of the 18th green I have this feeling in my stomach, yes a craving, so I purchase a ticket for another 9

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Your co-workers think you are a sexual deviant as they have heardyou refer to hookers and having the shanks.

Not to mention preferences in shaft firmness.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

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mp33 man Well Established Member

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Geez, I thought I had a problem because I do all the stuff mentioned above. Well, most of it, anyway. Cool, guess I am ok then. I will add one: When going for a drive through the country, you envision how every little meadow or clear spot amongst the trees would play as a golf hole.

I've designed prob 30 different golf courses on various road trips... :)


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You know you are a golfer when the first thing you do on getting sent tonitaq is to check whether they have any golf courses close to where you are going! :) Regards Mailman

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Let's try that again! You know you are a golfer when the first thing you do on getting sent to Iraq is to check whether they have any golf courses close to where you are going! :) Regards Mailman

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TourSpoon Super Member

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You start looking for extra small new decade multi compounds for your grill tools and then you stress over what color to get.

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When you buy a bird from the pet store solely to work on your grip pressure.

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TourSpoon will be appearing at The Laugh Factory in West Palm Beach on October 4th and 5th.  Tickets go on sale today at noon!

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TJBam Great Member

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Every weekday morning you snooze the 7:00 a.m. alarm clock 3 times, and finally drag your butt out of bed at 7:30.

When the 6:30 a.m. alarm goes off on Saturday morning, you immediately spring out of bed and start getting ready.

LOL hahaha this one strikes too close to home.  "Sleep in" during the week until 6:30 and need coffee but Saturday and Sundays pop up at 5:00am and dart out the door.  Golf clothes were laid out and ready to go obviously next to watch, shoes, sandals, etc.


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TourSpoon will be appearing at The Laugh Factory in West Palm Beach on October 4th and 5th.  Tickets go on sale today at noon!

I hope to see you all there! Mention the SandTrap and get 20% off the price of admission. Oh, and a 2 drink minimum as usual. Don't forget to take care of the hardworking guys and gals serving up the good times.

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You post a new thread on TheSandTrap.com forum on how well did on a round, tournament, etc..

RiCK

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When instead of working you are on the SandTrap asking for help because your swing is all messed up and you need help!

When you dream that you are hitting your drives over 300 yards and post it on The SandTrap because you really believe it was not a dream it was true!

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rkim291968 Super Member

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Keeps the grip nice and tacky.

... and shaft flexible (or stiff depending on her mood).

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GolfSnowMan Member

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When your immediate thoughts after receiving the news that you are out of work and penniless are...

How on earth are you going to pay next years membership fees?

Which bus route goes to your course and would you be allowed to take your bag and trolley on board free of charge?

Devise a feasible plan that should coax your wife to partake in prostitution to fund your golfing future?

Oh yes, and feel an extreme urge to kick your ex-boss in the titleists.


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