If Tiger wins The Masters...

[Prairie Golfer]

He'll be my favorite golfer in the field under the age of sixty.

The interview in Butler Cabin would be interesting too.

[Cussin hacker]

I think he has no chance of winning. So no celebration for him.

[DavidFehertysBike]

Apparently Tiger is already playing practice rounds down there. How early are you allowed to show up to prepare for the tournament, anyway?

[Jay-Bird]

He certainly has a chance. He's the best golfer in the world.

[senorchipotle]

Apparently Tiger is already playing practice rounds down there. How early are you allowed to show up to prepare for the tournament, anyway?

if you're a previous winner, i'm pretty sure you can play augusta any time you please. failing that, you could call up a member and ask to play with them. honestly, who could refuse a two some with tiger woods?

[ET-Taylor]

i honestly, who could refuse a two some with tiger woods?

I know 14 people who wouldn't

[ApocG10]

if you're a previous winner, i'm pretty sure you can play augusta any time you please. failing that, you could call up a member and ask to play with them. honestly, who could refuse a two some with tiger woods?

Yup, they are only restricted from play a set time from the masters, when they ready the course for the big show, and make changes.

[ApocG10]

I know 14 people who wouldn't

Theres a million more who'd be all over him if the other 14 werent.

[Par Fore]

Just had an entertaining idea......this is a PRIME opportunity for Tojan condoms to get some nice advertising....

"If you plan on travelling the world and winning some of the biggest golf tournaments around, shouldn't you protect yourself, as well as your loved ones at home, from STD's and other related diseases

Trojan condoms.....we are there for you when the time is right, when that hottie cocktail waitress is primed for action"

[senorchipotle]

I know 14 people who wouldn't

you know 14 members of augusta national? jk

seriously though, of those 14 people, i'm willing to bet 14 of them are lying to you. if tiger actually called them up and asked to play a round with them, i'll bet top dollar they'd take that opportunity.

[KGC]

I think the 14 he's referring to can't be members of Augusta.

[Fatphil]

Just had an entertaining idea......this is a PRIME opportunity for Tojan condoms to get some nice advertising....

one of the hookers said the dude never used them!! And for a porn star to say she couldn't keep up w/ the guy! She asked him if he was on viagra or cialis, he says "no its just me" wow! All that fist pumping and jumping around he does on the course never turns off. Guess he's been tested for PEDs or testosterone but damn that guy hits it hard!

[nevets88]

Woods Trojans Condom Commercial:

Opening: Golf Channel story on new groove rule and pros getting less spin.

Cut to Tiger Woods on the course: "I heard about these new Trojans. They say it feels like nothing's there."

Woods: "I bet I can get plenty of spin even with these new groves. Heck, I'll make it even more challenging."

Woods takes a condom out out on puts it on his sand wedge.

Woods hits a piercing spinning shot, ball bounces stops, spins back 10 feet.

Woods: "Trojans, feels like nothing's there"

Cut to buxom blonde next to him, she smiles and takes the condom from the wedge and says, "we're going to need this later!" and a sparkle comes from her smile along with a ding!

[ET-Taylor]

I think the 14 he's referring to can't be members of Augusta.

The people he had affairs with

[acj990]

I'm glad the turn this post took. f my thread.

[Bump-n-MI]

If Tiger wins the majority forget.

[BSH]

I don't think Tiger will win it but if he does, there's no way Elin will be there. Pesonally, I'd like to see Ernie putt well and have a legit chance on Sunday.

[PuttPutt]

there will be your regular press conference and post game hoopla but there's not going to be an Elin attending that's for sure.