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His replies are very understandable and concise. Don't know what your talking about.

Another {previously stipulated amount of currency} in the pot!

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P.S. Thanks for your post, though.

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Originally Posted by saevel25 View Post

Well donald wasnt decieving on the drive, but the approach shots is were he got you. Most of his greens were elivated for drainage with alot of false fronts. He used high lip bunkers which make things look closer than they are. I love his courses, they just flow with the land, always looked like they belonge there, nothing looks forced.

I am going to ignore the plethora of mistakes in this except one: "belonge". Lol. "Belonge"?  Really???

:-P

You know what I love about you saeval? We keep busting your chops with these and you don't give a rat's ass. Lol. :beer:

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saevel25 Incredible Member

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Well donald wasnt decieving on the drive, but the approach shots is were he got you. Most of his greens were elivated for drainage with alot of false fronts. He used high lip bunkers which make things look closer than they are. I love his courses, they just flow with the land, always looked like they belonge there, nothing looks forced.

I am going to ignore the plethora of mistakes in this except one: "belonge". Lol. "Belonge"?  Really???

You know what I love about you saeval? We keep busting your chops with these and you don't give a rat's ass. Lol.

Posted that on a cell phone while waiting for my Chinese to be made. I can not be held accountable for the errors when it comes to thumb texting ;), or maybe I can. Ooops.

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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Yeah it is but you're are the one talking about establishing impact conditions at address.

I guess mvmac was trying to play it safe on this one?

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

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Golfingdad Incredible Member

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Posted that on a cell phone while waiting for my Chinese to be made. I can not be held accountable for the errors when it comes to thumb texting ;), or maybe I can. Ooops.

Then turn your autocorrect back on ... that will provide all kinds of Mad-Lib-esque entertainment for us. ;)

By the way ... you capitalized Chinese there.  Are you waiting for food or people?  I really hope food. ;)

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saevel25 Incredible Member

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Then turn your autocorrect back on ... that will provide all kinds of Mad-Lib-esque entertainment for us. ;)

By the way ... you capitalized Chinese there.  Are you waiting for food or people?  I really hope food. ;)

Actually I just looked that one up, and the C should be capitalized since Chinese is a proper noun. Food would be capitalized only if the restaurant was called, Chinese Food. Of course Google could be wrong, so don't judge me to harshly. I also forgot to put down food after Chinese, oops. I am use to just shortening Chinese food to just getting Chinese. :-D

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Golfingdad Incredible Member

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Actually I just looked that one up, and the C should be capitalized since Chinese is a proper noun. Food would be capitalized only if the restaurant was called, Chinese Food. Of course Google could be wrong, so don't judge me to harshly. I also forgot to put down food after Chinese, oops. I am use to just shortening Chinese food to just getting Chinese. :-D

My apologies then. (But my punishment would simply be that my joke is not funny ;))

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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Actually I just looked that one up, and the C should be capitalized since Chinese is a proper noun. Food would be capitalized only if the restaurant was called, Chinese Food. Of course Google could be wrong, so don't judge me to harshly. I also forgot to put down food after Chinese, oops. I am use to just shortening Chinese food to just getting Chinese.

Careful, in some circles "getting Chinese" means smoking weed. B-)

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Slice of Life Great Member

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Actually I just looked that one up, and the C should be capitalized since Chinese is a proper noun. Food would be capitalized only if the restaurant was called, Chinese Food. Of course Google could be wrong, so don't judge me to harshly. I also forgot to put down food after Chinese, oops. I am use to just shortening Chinese food to just getting Chinese.

It's not the capitalization, it's that you called it "Chinese".

Hold on, I'm waiting for my Italian to be made. See how that reads a little weird? lol

:beer:

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Careful, in some circles "getting Chinese" means smoking weed.

How delightfully racist. lol

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Originally Posted by saevel25

Actually I just looked that one up, and the C should be capitalized since Chinese is a proper noun. Food would be capitalized only if the restaurant was called, Chinese Food. Of course Google could be wrong, so don't judge me to harshly. I also forgot to put down food after Chinese, oops. I am use to just shortening Chinese food to just getting Chinese.

It's not the capitalization, it's that you called it "Chinese".

Hold on, I'm waiting for my Italian to be made. See how that reads a little weird? lol

Yet it's common to say "We're picking up Chinese on the way home."  Or "We're going out for Italian."

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saevel25 Incredible Member

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Careful, in some circles "getting Chinese" means smoking weed.

Only you would know that Ernest :-D

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Golfingdad Incredible Member

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Yet it's common to say "We're picking up Chinese on the way home."  Or "We're going out for Italian."

This whole mess is my fault.  I tried to tease Saevel for capitalizing Chinese in a format where I thought it shouldn't have been.  I was wrong.  He would not be out of line starting a thread for "The Best (Worst) Incorrectly Correcting Mistakes that Actually Aren't" and making me the first 'victim.' ;-)

Now, meet me over in the Jack-Tiger thread in a couple of minutes. :-P

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You know your seriously into golf when you use CAD to explain why lower lofted clubs are easier to curve than higher lofted ones ;)

Add another bit of cash to the pot! :D

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saevel25 Incredible Member

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Add another bit of cash to the pot! :D

It is those small details that are killing me :p

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@Fourputt got me with "cast dispersions".  My bad.  Don't write when you are distracted!  I bow to my elder statesman.

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Get a load of this. @david_wedzik found it near Philadelphia.

Let's concern ourselves with just the blue sign.

How many errors do you see (all caps is not one of them… we'll let that one go, just as we'll let the + ampersand thingy go)?

I see at least six depending on how picky you want to be.

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