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@Gunther , maybe you were looking for "beneficiary?" Another "bene-" word.

Yes, of course. Usually pretty good with English but blew that one. Mind wasn't clicking yesterday, evidently. The important point is, Eli sux.

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The fibre from the mats stick in my teeth more than the grass does, but the grass is easier to digest.

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:-D

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The fibre from the mats stick in my teeth more than the grass does, but the grass is easier to digest.

You know you can take stuff you don't need in your Dock OUT of your Dock, right, Jason…?

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You know you can take stuff you don't need in your Dock OUT of your Dock, right, Jason…?

What's a dock?

You mean one of these?

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What's a dock?

You mean one of these?

Let me quote Act III, Scene III, Line 87 from "Hamlet":

No.

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Slice of Life Great Member

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Let me quote Act III, Scene III, Line 87 from "Hamlet":

No.

:dance:

I think he's referring to your 874,962 ignored thread subscription updates in the corner.

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Let me quote Act III, Scene III, Line 87 from "Hamlet":

No.

Actually, line 87 from Act III, Scene III is "No!"

I think he's referring to your 874,962 ignored thread subscription updates in the corner.

I'll get around to them all eventually. :-P

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I think he's referring to your 874,962 ignored thread subscription updates in the corner.


Nah. Mostly the fact that he still has Launchpad and Photo Booth in his Dock.

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:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:

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IS THIS BETTER?

To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene III, Line 87…

No!

Launchpad is pointless. Hit cmd-space and type in the application name you want to launch.

The App store you can get to from the Apple menu at any time. Ditto System Preferences.

Do you really use FaceTime that frequently?

Duh. :)

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To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene III, Line 87…

No!

Launchpad is pointless. Hit cmd-space and type in the application name you want to launch.

The App store you can get to from the Apple menu at any time. Ditto System Preferences.

Do you really use FaceTime that frequently?

Duh. :)

YOU'RE TRYING TO DRIVE ME FROM THE FORUM!!!!!

FACISM!!!

:-P

I like my Launchpad, that way I don't have to remember how to spell anal-iser. Spotlight gets way to many hits when I type anal.

:w00t:

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FACISM!!!

Finally, you're back on topic…

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Nah. Mostly the fact that he still has Launchpad and Photo Booth in his Dock.

Ah, Mac...dock....that's where you lost me. lol

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IAD = Internet Adjusted Distance (in yards)
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EPS = E-Penis Size (in inches)
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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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Finally, you're back on topic…

POW!

Nice.

:8)

Surprised you let this slide:

YOU'RE TRYING TO DRIVE ME FROM THE FORUM!!!!!

FACISM!!!

I like my Launchpad, that way I don't have to remember how to spell anal-iser. Spotlight gets way to many hits when I type anal.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

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Surprised you let this slide:


The first one was funnier. The second could have simply been a typo. If we listed typos in this thread, it would be thousands of pages long.

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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It would defiantly be better for new posts to go on the top not the bottom. Also maybe sign in with the fingerprint scanner if possible.

It may seem that way but I know from other websites and chats that it is most definantly not

Defiantly and definantly are definitely not how you spell aardvark.

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I like that Phil has a typo in his pledge to reduce the amount of typos in his posts. :-P

And no, this is not my dock, it's someone else's mac.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

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