Next Regrettable Comment by a Tour Player/Official - Prediction Thread

[boogielicious]

OK Folks.  Time for predictions on who will make the next stupid comment that they will regret and be forced to apologize.

We have the domino effect with Sergio and Euro Tour Chief George O'Grady.  So they are both out of the game.

Who will be next?  What dumbass thing will they say?  Let's have fun with this!

[mchepp]

Good idea for a thread. I vote Mike Davis (USGA Chief) either something about Merion or anchoring.

[Stretch]

Jason Dufner says techno music sucks, mortally offending Nic Colsaerts.

[malincanada]

The first openly gay golfer will come forward this year and be roundly applauded for his courage in coming out to the world and admitting his true self.

Two weeks later another player will declare himself an atheist and will be put in a sack full of rocks and thrown in the pond at the 17th at Sawgrass.

[BostonBrew]

Dustin Johnson admits in an interview that once Vijay wasn't penalized for his use of Deer Antler Spray, he began a routine regiment of Bullshark Testosterone injections.

[Ernest Jones]

Dustin Johnson admits in an interview that once Vijay wasn't penalized for his use of Deer Antler Spray, he began a routine regiment of Bullshark Testosterone injections.

And then goes on to tell the story of when he hooked up with Paulina Gretzky and gave her a "Cincinnati Bowtie".

[BostonBrew]

Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

And then goes on to tell the story of when he hooked up with Paulina Gretzky and gave her a "Cincinnati Bowtie".

Hahahaha, I'm not sure if I want to Google that or not. Always timid of googling certain phrases since my geology class during undergrad when I googled "glory holes." Boy was I in for a shock.

[JetFan1983]

Tiger Woods will talk about the weather. The internet explodes with criticism.

[Stretch]

I had to know.

[BostonBrew]

Originally Posted by Stretch

I had to know.

Hahahaha, I had to after you said you had to. Ah Urban Dictionary... never fails to amuse me what people come up with.

[newtogolf]

My money is on Bubba making the next stupid comment, he's a guy that will often ramble on without any filter and get himself into trouble.

[RPMPIRE]

Originally Posted by newtogolf

My money is on Bubba making the next stupid comment, he's a guy that will often ramble on without any filter and get himself into trouble.

I was thinking Bubba too. Only he'll complain about bombing a drive into the long rough at Merion and then follow up by complaining to the USGA about how long the rough is and criticize them for making the US Open too damn hard. Then he'll apologize for making too harsh comments and pray that the Lord forgive him for his foul judgement.

[boogielicious]

Originally Posted by Stretch

I had to know.

I regret finding out!

[Kieran123]

Well Lee is out - awesome response to reporters ( skip to 1:25 )

http://www.golfchannel.com/media/golf-central-bmw-pga-championship-lee-westwood-presser-052213/

[malincanada]

Originally Posted by JetFan1983

Tiger Woods will talk about the weather. The internet explodes with criticism.

Tiger Woods will refuse to talk about the weather. The internet explodes with criticism.

[bplewis24]

Lots of good stuff in this thread.

[newtogolf]

Potential future story will be when a member of one of the professional tours or web.com tour announces they are transgender and next year expects to be legally female and play on the LPGA Tour.

[zipazoid]

Sergio will hit a bad shot...and blame himself.