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I dont see how it could possibly hurt my game but ive been wrong before.

I agree, probably won't affect your game in the long run.

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I dont see how it could possibly hurt my game but ive been wrong before. As for my username I wish I could say I put that much thought into it but its the same username from aol messenger in high school (last name football number and graduation year) but I do remember looking at some pretty provocative dot matrix images on an apple II though!

Do you have to take a penalty for lost balls? Lolol jk sorry couldn't resist. My coworker had this done July 1st weekend and was back the next week with us golfing away. Good luck, I'm next.

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Originally Posted by inthehole

definitely wear a jock to keep your boys in order for a while.    Boxers would be bad, very bad...

I didn't use a jock, although the doctor recommended it.  I had some tight jockey shorts that did the job just as well.  The procedure was done on a Friday morning, and by Monday I was essentially doing everything normally, except no heavy lifting for a couple of weeks.  I had it done in the middle of winter, so golf wasn't really affected.

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Here we go wish me luck

Good luck. Please don't post pics.

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I had my tool converted to a toy a few years back, it's nowhere near as bad as you expect it to be. Recovery time is very fast.

Funny story, I was in the waiting room with one other guy (we didn't talk much!) and he went in first. When he came out he was a little pale and was carrying a paper bag, I said, "Please don't tell me those are your balls in there." He didn't laugh, just limped away.

The doctor told me that you need to ejaculate a good 25-30 times after the operation before you can stop taking precautions as it takes a while to...ahem...clear out the pipes so to speak. So I said, "25-30 times? So what are talking here Doc, about a week?" He didn't miss a beat, just deadpanned, "Yeah Romeo, about week."

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Funny story, I was in the waiting room with one other guy (we didn't talk much!) and he went in first. When he came out he was a little pale and was carrying a paper bag, I said, "Please don't tell me those are your balls in there." He didn't laugh, just limped away.

The doctor told me that you need to ejaculate a good 25-30 times after the operation before you can stop taking precautions as it takes a while to...ahem...clear out the pipes so to speak. So I said, "25-30 times? So what are talking here Doc, about a week?" He didn't miss a beat, just deadpanned, "Yeah Romeo, about week."

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I had my tool converted to a toy a few years back, it's nowhere near as bad as you expect it to be. Recovery time is very fast. Funny story, I was in the waiting room with one other guy (we didn't talk much!) and he went in first. When he came out he was a little pale and was carrying a paper bag, I said, "Please don't tell me those are your balls in there." He didn't laugh, just limped away. The doctor told me that you need to ejaculate a good 25-30 times after the operation before you can stop taking precautions as it takes a while to...ahem...clear out the pipes so to speak. So I said, "25-30 times? So what are talking here Doc, about a week?" He didn't miss a beat, just deadpanned, "Yeah Romeo, about week."

Lmao!!

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Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

I had my tool converted to a toy a few years back, it's nowhere near as bad as you expect it to be. Recovery time is very fast.

Funny story, I was in the waiting room with one other guy (we didn't talk much!) and he went in first. When he came out he was a little pale and was carrying a paper bag, I said, "Please don't tell me those are your balls in there." He didn't laugh, just limped away.

The doctor told me that you need to ejaculate a good 25-30 times after the operation before you can stop taking precautions as it takes a while to...ahem...clear out the pipes so to speak. So I said, "25-30 times? So what are talking here Doc, about a week?" He didn't miss a beat, just deadpanned, "Yeah Romeo, about week."

Excellent!  My doc never gave me that advice.  He did say, "be careful" for a couple of months.

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Originally Posted by boogielicious

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Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

I had my tool converted to a toy a few years back, it's nowhere near as bad as you expect it to be. Recovery time is very fast.

Funny story, I was in the waiting room with one other guy (we didn't talk much!) and he went in first. When he came out he was a little pale and was carrying a paper bag, I said, "Please don't tell me those are your balls in there." He didn't laugh, just limped away.

The doctor told me that you need to ejaculate a good 25-30 times after the operation before you can stop taking precautions as it takes a while to...ahem...clear out the pipes so to speak. So I said, "25-30 times? So what are talking here Doc, about a week?" He didn't miss a beat, just deadpanned, "Yeah Romeo, about week."

Excellent!  My doc never gave me that advice.  He did say, "be careful" for a couple of months.

I had to go back in after a certain time (one month maybe? Don't remember exactly) with a sample to ensure that it "took".

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