Favorite Movie Quotes

[RJH999]

Mine: [Video]http://youtu.be/x2WK_eWihdU[/Video] Also, "**** pride, pride only hurts, it never helps." Come on GD.

[nevets88]

One ping only... But captain! One ping only, please...

Your ego's making out checks your body can't cash.

Some bully shot!

My doctor says I need vitamins. So why don't you eat vitamins. Whaddaya, giving me a physical?

[missitnoonan]

"Well, ain't this a geographical oddity! 2 weeks from everywhere!"

[HoganApexBlades]

"Make him an offer he can't refuse" - Vito Corleone "I feel the need, the need for speed!" - Maverick and Goose "Go ahead, make my day"- Dirty Harry Callahan

[David in FL]

What we have here, is a failure....to communicate!

[Golfingdad]

(Just FYI, this is from memory, and I haven't watched it in I don't know how long) ...

You want answers?

I think I'm entitled to them.

You want answers???

I want the truth!!!

You can't handle the truth!!!  We live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns.  Who's gonna do it?  You?  You, Lt. Weinberg??  You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines.  You have the luxury.  You have the luxury of not knowing what I know.  That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives.  And my existence, while grotesque, and incomprehensible to you ... saves lives.  You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you NEED me on that wall.  We use words like honor, code, loyalty.  We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something.  You use them as a punchline.  I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.  I would rather you just said thank you and went on your way.  Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and defend a post.  Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!!

Did you order the code red?

I did the job that ...

DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED???

YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I DID!!!!!

[MS256]

First place:

"I feel like I'm playing cards with my brother's kids or something."

Second place:

"You going to do something or just stand there and bleed?"

Yep Tombstone is my favorite movie.

[nevets88]

(Just FYI, this is from memory, and I haven't watched it in I don't know how long) ... You want answers? I think I'm entitled to them. You want answers??? I want the truth!!! You can't handle the truth!!!  We live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns.  Who's gonna do it?  You?  You, Lt. Weinberg??  You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines.  You have the luxury.  You have the luxury of not knowing what I know.  That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives.  And my existence, while grotesque, and incomprehensible to you ... saves lives.  You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you NEED me on that wall.  We use words like honor, code, loyalty.  We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something.  You use them as a punchline.  I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.  I would rather you just said thank you and went on your way.  Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and defend a post.  Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!! Did you order the code red? I did the job that ... DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED??? YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I DID!!!!!

I'm gonna rip your eyes out and piss in your skull! You messed with the wrong Marine! (as he puts his disheveled jacket back in order in one neat snap) Was he in mortal danger? Is there any other kind? I strenuously object!

[Grndslmhttr3]

I've always been partial to Arnold Schwarzenegger one-liners

[nevets88]

I've always been partial to Arnold Schwarzenegger one-liners

I like you. I kill you last. Stick around. (After sticking guy to wall w/knife) You killed people? But they were all bad!

[Golfingdad]

I like you. I kill you last.

Reminds me of a different favorite of mine:

"I like these guys.  They are funny guys. ... Just kill one of them."

"Do you have anything besides Mexican food?"

"Can I have your watch when you are dead?"

"It's a sweater!!"

[RJH999]

"You will lose". "I must break you". "If he dies, he dies".

[chris3putt]

"I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man alive!"

"If I were the last man alive, you'd be crushed in the rush!"

[Yukari]

Lighten up Francis. ("Big Toe" in Stripes) Is that the whole fist you're using there, Doc? (Chevy Chase in Fletch)

[Yukari]

one more...

"Do you feel lucky, Punk?  Well, do you?" - Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry

[RJH999]

"A census taker once tried to test me"... "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

[Patch]

Dirty Harry's "A man's got to know his limitations" seems to go well with the game of golf.

[Gary L]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."