Corrupt a Wish Thread

[CarlSpackler]

Wish granted, but your friends are always over using your space and drinking all of your beer, so you never have any time to practice.

I wish I had been able to sleep in this morning (was up at 3AM to clean the dog's ear and put medicine in it because he wouldn't stop shaking his head).

[iacas]

3 hours ago, CarlSpackler said:

I wish I had been able to sleep in this morning (was up at 3AM to clean the dog's ear and put medicine in it because he wouldn't stop shaking his head).

Wish granted, but it's because you own cats instead of dogs, and they woke you up at 9am by scratching your face off as they always seem like they're planning to do…

I wish that when they snowplowed the roads here, they found a way to NOT shove a huge mound at the end of my driveway.

[Kalnoky]

 

 

I wish that when they snowplowed the roads here, they found a way to NOT shove a huge mound at the end of my driveway.

Wish granted, the mound is instead dumped on your neighbor’s driveway. It eventually melts, revealing Ben Roethlisberger’s lost Superbowl ring, which he threw away in a drunken argument after losing to New England. As a reward for returning the ring, your neighbor receives 4-season tickets to the Steelers, a signed jersey suitable for framing, and Ben generously writes a check on the spot to pay off his car.

I wish I could reduce my workweek to 30 hours (five 6s) with no drop in pay in or benefits.

[boogielicious]

 

Wish granted, the mound is instead dumped on your neighbor’s driveway. It eventually melts, revealing Ben Roethlisberger’s lost Superbowl ring, which he threw away in a drunken argument after losing to New England. As a reward for returning the ring, your neighbor receives 4-season tickets to the Steelers, a signed jersey suitable for framing, and Ben generously writes a check on the spot to pay off his car.

 

I wish I could reduce my workweek to 30 hours (five 6s) with no drop in pay in or benefits.

 

Wish granted but you works as a septic system cleaning diver!

I wish I didn't have to ice my knees after every workout!

[CarlSpackler]

 

Wish granted but you works as a septic system cleaning diver!

I wish I didn't have to ice my knees after every workout!

Wish granted, but the alternative is fire and you are now in the ICU.

I wish I had been here to corrupt @iacas's wish earlier.

[iacas]

1 hour ago, Kalnoky said:

Wish granted, the mound is instead dumped on your neighbor’s driveway. It eventually melts, revealing Ben Roethlisberger’s lost Superbowl ring, which he threw away in a drunken argument after losing to New England. As a reward for returning the ring, your neighbor receives 4-season tickets to the Steelers, a signed jersey suitable for framing, and Ben generously writes a check on the spot to pay off his car.

That's all fine. If you wanted it to hurt you should've gone with the Penguins.  Right now I'm just happy for my neighbor.

33 minutes ago, CarlSpackler said:

I wish I had been here to corrupt @iacas's wish earlier.

Wish granted, but the timeline is altered, and a meta-human has a fight in your area and your house is destroyed. (I just finished watching The Flash in the background…).

I wish I had a machine like on DC's Legends of Tomorrow that could make any food at the touch of a button. Actually, my wife wishes for that more than I do…

[gatsby47]

Wish Granted.  You have developed an intolerance to solid food and can only devour Solyent Green squares.  

I wish that I could drink red wine knowing it is supposed to be good for me.

[boogielicious]

8 hours ago, gatsby47 said:

Wish Granted.  You have developed an intolerance to solid food and can only devour Solyent Green squares.  

I wish that I could drink red wine knowing it is supposed to be good for me.

Wish granted but that is all you take in for food and you become a wino who "Lives in a van, down by the RIVER!"

I wish we weren't getting a Nor'Easter tomorrow with 8 - 12" of snow.

[Jakester23]

16 minutes ago, boogielicious said:

Wish granted but that is all you take in for food and you become a wino who "Lives in a van, down by the RIVER!"

I wish we weren't getting a Nor'Easter tomorrow with 8 - 12" of snow.

Wish granted. The snow storm turns into the largest rain storm on record rendering every Golf course in your area unplayable until late July. I wish I could retire at 35 (8 months from now).

[Wally Fairway]

23 minutes ago, Jakester23 said:

Wish granted. The snow storm turns into the largest rain storm on record rendering every Golf course in your area unplayable until late July. I wish I could retire at 35 (8 months from now).

Wish granted, but you retire in northern Alaska and get 3 weeks for your golf season

I wish that I'd join the hole in one club

[iacas]

28 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

I wish that I'd join the hole in one club

Wish granted but you shank it and it goes in the hole on the wrong putting green.

I wish that clothes didn't need to be cleaned, and that you could just shake them four or five times to shake off the dirt before you put them in your closet again.

[Wally Fairway]

12 minutes ago, iacas said:

Wish granted but you shank it and it goes in the hole on the wrong putting green.

I wish that clothes didn't need to be cleaned, and that you could just shake them four or five times to shake off the dirt before you put them in your closet again.

Wish granted, but that only works with women's clothes - but maybe they will look good on you.

I wish that all my players would make the cut in this weeks fantasy golf

[CarlSpackler]

51 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Wish granted, but that only works with women's clothes - but maybe they will look good on you.

I wish that all my players would make the cut in this weeks fantasy golf

They all make the cut, but not a single one scores a point over the weekend (like what often happens to my team).

I wish I could get a tour of the Golf Channel Studios.

[iacas]

13 minutes ago, CarlSpackler said:

I wish I could get a tour of the Golf Channel Studios.

Wish granted, but it's by Brandel Chamblee, and Michael Breed takes over halfway through and he's just ingested a week's worth of caffeine to add to his normal energy… and nobody else is there until Frank Nobilo shows up, and they make you moderate a debate between the two of them that last four hours. Frank is right the whole time, but Brandel won't give up, because he has one swing from a bad camera angle that he keeps showing you…

I wish that golf instruction was overall pretty good, while still allowing for a few like myself to separate themselves as a little better.

[Club Rat]

6 minutes ago, iacas said:

I wish that golf instruction was overall pretty good, while still allowing for a few like myself to separate themselves as a little better.

Wish granted. But now you spend all your time writing a sequel to LSW and have no time for lessons.

I wish the West Coast team wins the NPC this year.

[iacas]

I'd like to remind people of the "free will" aspect of these things… Be more creative than "Wish granted, but then you (insert something the person could simply choose not to do)."

24 minutes ago, Club Rat said:

I wish the West Coast team wins the NPC this year.

Wish granted, but they get blown out in the Newport Cup (NC). I don't know what the NPC is, but congratulations to whomever is on that team.

I wish that people would follow the rules of this thread.

[CarlSpackler]

10 minutes ago, iacas said:

I'd like to remind people of the "free will" aspect of these things… Be more creative than "Wish granted, but then you (insert something the person could simply choose not to do)."

Wish granted, but they get blown out in the Newport Cup (NC). I don't know what the NPC is, but congratulations to whomever is on that team.

I wish that people would follow the rules of this thread.

Wish granted but everyone starts breaking the rules in every other thread. 

I wish I had a doughnut right now.

[Jeremie Boop]

14 minutes ago, CarlSpackler said:

Wish granted but everyone starts breaking the rules in every other thread. 

I wish I had a doughnut right now.

Wish granted, but it's a 1 year old doughnut you find under your desk. 

 

I wish my back would suddenly heal itself and I had full range of motion in it again.