To:

[stuartaustin]

To: Lefty

Win a couple of majors this year and show Tiger whose boss

[Alex B]

Retief, seriously, come on. 8 over today!? You look like me playing an event now.

What do you think you would shoot playing in the Northern Trust?

To: Jim Nantz Please stop wetting yourself during your introductions. They're annoying and take time away from the golf. Thanks. Alex B

[Ben]

In the windy conditions they played, I'd probably be right around 8 over considering I'd never played the place before. Ideally I think I could shot even.

[Wisco-Kid]

To: Ben Hogan
Thank you for all your inspiration!

To: Steve Stricker
Focus up buddy You need a major this year!!!!

To: Tiger Woods
Can you spare some change?

[Lemay427]

To: Tiger Woods

Please win 3 majors. Let Phil win one. Next year win all four.


Kenny

[marpr]

To: Colin Montgomery

Why are you always so agree?

chris

To: All women golfers

Skirts look really bad. They make your trunk look so big > shorts please.

[Lefty39]

To: Woody Austin

Please fall in a pond again

[cbe_golfer]

Jason Day just carded a 10 over. Please please please let your clubs talk for you next time. My Steve's on a tailspin right now..did not play the Memorial..but he is wise enough to not call Tiger out and then forget how to make par.

[MrKadash]

To Sergio:
Tell Adidas that the 70's style wing collars aren't working for you.

To Woody Austin:
Keep busting, you are on the short list to play the remake of Patrick Duffy's part in "The Man from Atlantis."

To Tiger:
Get well soon so golf can become important again.

[ettsn]

To: Erica Blasberg
My house, Friday night? :D

To: Anna Rawson
How about Saturday? :D

[JaY_B]

To: Erica Blasberg

Ha Ha, lol

[BASHERBAKER69]

To David Duval: Please play better and concentrate more and lay off the chocolate donuts no matter how tasty they are.

To John Daly: Please keep the faith. You could make a cut this year.

To Darren Clarke: Keep it up, you could win a major this year.

[Ben]

To: Retief Goosen,

Way to go! Promising play from you this past week. That's what I like to see.

[Big_M]

To: my buddy Phil

Bogies down the stretch hurt, but we'll get'em next week at the PGA. Keep on doing what you do.

To Vijay

If I had putted like you and had that 4-footer to win I would have wet myself... way to hold it together.

[geezer]

To: Vijay Sing,
If you could putt, you'd be dangerous! (You made 9/19 putts from 4-8 feet this week, and still won )

[Alex B]

To: The PGA of America

Please make Oakland Hills play fairly easy. I'm tired of all these majors won at or around par. Let's have some birdies!

Thanks.

Alex B

[Franco!]

To: Ben
Give me your job.
To: AK
When you win this week, try to be more arrogant, maybe a crown and a cape.
To: Phil
Go get hit by a bus or something, please.

[JaY_B]

To: Justin Rose

Pull your dam finger out!.

To: Anthony Kim

Keep up the good work!.