if i buy this driver will it hit the ball for me? haha

Wow. I didn't even know they made clubs that expensive. Insane.

It also better pay for my round...

Sadly, it won't...but when you tell people how much you paid, it will make your penis look a lot smaller

When I hear about a huge price tag on a car, especially in a lease ad, my usual response is something like "for that kind of money, the cup holder better be a guy named Charles."  (no idea why I picked the name Charles for this)

Anyone care to help me formulate a similar joke about overly expensive golf clubs?  

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Originally Posted by Shindig 

When I hear about a huge price tag on a car, especially in a lease ad, my usual response is something like "for that kind of money, the cup holder better be a guy named Charles."  (no idea why I picked the name Charles for this)

 

Anyone care to help me formulate a similar joke about overly expensive golf clubs?  

"for that kind of money, the head cover better be a lady named Sparkles."

$3000 and I can't get a stiff shaft?!?  Must be inflation.

No diamond studded platinum...com on man

I saw one of these on display at the local golf town. It looks even more shiny and ridiculous in person. It was on sale for 2400.

If Cameron made a driver I'll bet it would be comparable.

Actually this could be a big help in getting spousal OK for a new driver.   "Well the best driver out there is $3000, but this new (fill in name here) is only $400 and will work nearly as well, so in the spirit of compromising I will put up with the lesser performance and save us $2600".     Think I'll try this tonight and see what the wife says......

I'm surprised this isn't in Donald Trump's bag...

With all money spent on drivers last 2 years, most of us could easely buy this baby 

0 Reviews and it came out in 2009 huh?

I guess no1 is taking the bait. Perhaps when I own my 195ft Yatt and am sailing around the coast of Italy in a few years I can use this to hit precious stones into the water.

Haha!  I like the other ads:  "You may also like: Nike Crush Golf Balls 12pk, $24.99; Wilson Dry Golf Gloves 3pk, $15.00"

Solid complements to my new golden driver...

I had one but didn't like the grip so I cut it up and made me some new teeth.

I think the real question here is would you rather have the OP's all gold driver or this

http://www.homewetbar.com/Fully-Automatic-Golf-Club-Kooler-Klub-p-1038.html?utm_source=giftscom&utm_medium=Referral&utm_campaign=Product

The driver that also serves you cold Jim Beam and Cokes.

My vote is for the booze dispensing driver.