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if i buy this driver will it hit the ball for me? haha

post #1 of 23
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post #2 of 23

Wow. I didn't even know they made clubs that expensive. Insane.

post #3 of 23

It also better pay for my round...

post #4 of 23

Sadly, it won't...but when you tell people how much you paid, it will make your penis look a lot smaller


 

post #5 of 23

When I hear about a huge price tag on a car, especially in a lease ad, my usual response is something like "for that kind of money, the cup holder better be a guy named Charles."  (no idea why I picked the name Charles for this)

 

Anyone care to help me formulate a similar joke about overly expensive golf clubs?  

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Originally Posted by Shindig View Post

When I hear about a huge price tag on a car, especially in a lease ad, my usual response is something like "for that kind of money, the cup holder better be a guy named Charles."  (no idea why I picked the name Charles for this)

 

Anyone care to help me formulate a similar joke about overly expensive golf clubs?  


"for that kind of money, the head cover better be a lady named Sparkles."

 

post #7 of 23

$3000 and I can't get a stiff shaft?!?  Must be inflation.

post #8 of 23

No diamond studded platinum...com on man

post #9 of 23

I saw one of these on display at the local golf town. It looks even more shiny and ridiculous in person. It was on sale for 2400.

post #10 of 23

If Cameron made a driver I'll bet it would be comparable.

post #11 of 23

Actually this could be a big help in getting spousal OK for a new driver.   "Well the best driver out there is $3000, but this new (fill in name here) is only $400 and will work nearly as well, so in the spirit of compromising I will put up with the lesser performance and save us $2600".     Think I'll try this tonight and see what the wife says......

post #12 of 23

I'm surprised this isn't in Donald Trump's bag...

post #13 of 23
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I'm surprised this isn't in Donald Trump's bag...



haha thats a good point...what is in his bag anyway?

post #14 of 23

With all money spent on drivers last 2 years, most of us could easely buy this baby b3_huh.gif

post #15 of 23

0 Reviews and it came out in 2009 huh?

I guess no1 is taking the bait. Perhaps when I own my 195ft Yatt and am sailing around the coast of Italy in a few years I can use this to hit precious stones into the water.

post #16 of 23

Haha!  I like the other ads:  "You may also like: Nike Crush Golf Balls 12pk, $24.99; Wilson Dry Golf Gloves 3pk, $15.00"

 

Solid complements to my new golden driver...

post #17 of 23

I had one but didn't like the grip so I cut it up and made me some new teeth.

post #18 of 23

I think the real question here is would you rather have the OP's all gold driver or this

 

http://www.homewetbar.com/Fully-Automatic-Golf-Club-Kooler-Klub-p-1038.html?utm_source=giftscom&utm_medium=Referral&utm_campaign=Product

 

The driver that also serves you cold Jim Beam and Cokes.

 

My vote is for the booze dispensing driver.

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