Weirdest Dream

[boogielicious]

I had a vivid dream last night. 

I went to a muni I hadn't played before to play 18 as a single. I got there and the course was empty. So I paid in the Pro shop and went to the first tee. But I forgot a score card so I left my bag went back to the Pro Shop to get it. By the time I got back to the tee, my bag was gone! There were a couple of foursomes on the tee and one had already left!

I searched frantically for my bag, but I couldn't find it. I went back to the Pro Shop and they said, "Well you should have teed off first to get ahead of the foursomes." I said, "But someone stole my bag!" I asked for help finding it and reluctantly said they would help me.

We searched again but all we found was an old bag with wooden woods behind some bushes. It dawned on me that someone in the first group took my bag and left their shitty one. I told this to the Pro Shop guy, but he seemed not to care. I asked if we could take a cart and find them and he wouldn't let me. I got really frustrated. I wanted them to call the police, but they wouldn't (not sure why I didn't have my cell phone in the dream). I was really pissed. 

After a while, it dawned on me that the thief would have to finish at the 18th. So I told the Pro Shop guy this but again he seemed not to care. 

I walked over the the 18th green, which like in all dreams was strangely placed. It was at the end of a block with a small park on one side and a street crossed right behind it. There was a group of people waiting for a parade to come by on the street. I saw a COP! I told him what happened and described my bag including the bright red Red Sox Headcovers on my woods. 

We waited for the group. They finally showed up around some bushes and one of the guys had my bag but no woods were in it. I said to the cop that he must have dumped them in the bushes. We looked and there they were! I grabbed them.

We started after the perp, who still had my bag and a chase ensued. It was one of those strange dream chases up and down stairs and through parking lots, bushes, in and out of buildings. He finally dumped the bag, which I picked up and the COP kept chasing and finally caught the guy.

Then I woke up. 

So you think I am addicted to golf?

[dennyjones]

A big fear of losing your clubs?  Feeling like nobody is going to help you?  A Red Sox fan?

 

That will teach you to get a scorecard next time!

[saevel25]

I hardly every (like once a quarter) remember dreams. I wear an OURA ring now, and I found that I have less than 20% REM Sleep (usually under 1 hour of my total sleep time). This is marked as not good, but my overall sleep efficiency is usually good. I get a ton of deep sleep.

I have to say my weirdest dream is when I worked in Wooster during summer break in college. I had a dream that a tornado was ripping through the city, and then the earth opened up and I was falling down it with a lot of rocks falling around me.

[Piz]

Were you able to run?  I never can.  I think I dream face down...at least when there is running involved.

[uitar9]

Last Thursday had a dream about a garbage collection person, a woman, collecting garbage in front of my house, bringing the bag to the truck , where she stored the bag in these rectangular compartments...not throwing it in...then noticed she had my putter but the grip was missing. I asked her for my putter back...she gave me another putter, not mine, but with my grip. I questioned her again and she argued with me that it was my putter. It couldn't be I told her, I putt left handed. Then I woke up.

[Patch]

Golf wise, I had a dream once (that I remember) where I couldn't make a putt.  I wasn't missing the putt due to a bad read, or poor stroke. I wasn't making the putt because just before the ball got to the hole, the hole would close up. It would disappear, only to show up a few feet away. It was like a revolving door with no exit. 

Eventually I woke up, in my own bed, thinking "man that was weird".

Told my wife about it. She just said that I should have changed putters????

[boogielicious]

6 hours ago, Piz said:

Were you able to run?  I never can.  I think I dream face down...at least when there is running involved.

I could run in this one, but other I can't.

[Buckeyebowman]

Anyone ever use nicotine patches to try to stop smoking? Man! You will have some weird dreams wearing those! 

One weird dream I recall (not on the patch) is more recent. For some reason I was in Florida (I live in Ohio, and have been to Florida 2 or 3 times) and ran into Ty Burrell, the actor who plays the character Phil Dunphy on Modern Family. He was in Florida to do some kind of live, outdoor performance and was accompanied by some shady sidekick who stole some parts off my vehicle! 

I needed to get home and complained to Burrell who got his sidekick to return my parts. But, he wouldn't re-install them, and I couldn't find the tools to do it myself! I knew that he had to have the tools in order to remove the parts so I would look for them. Once I found them my parts went missing again! Another intercession by Burrell got my parts back, but the tools were gone! This would go back and forth until I would bolt awake in bed. 

I don't remember what was frustrating me in real life at the time, but the dream was an exercise in total frustration!