Whats your favorite golf slang term or saying..

[kymonopoly]

We call a ball close to the hole a Snooki...Short and Easy

[Valleygolfer]

One I sadly use regularly: "Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory". I say it after you are in position to score and f@#k it up royally.

[sgibs]

"don't worry, it opens up"

"useful"

[GaijinGolfer]

"Let the big dog eat" when pulling out the driver.

[Shorty]

Do we really need the translations of the obvious? Gawd.

[sgibs]

Originally Posted by GaijinGolfer

"Let the big dog eat" when pulling out the driver.

BAHHHH

i love this one lol - i say it all the time - greaaaaat call

[Ernest Jones]

I like calling the sand trap a cat box.

[pepsiplusconker]

Looks like you're dusty (bunker)

[Valleygolfer]

Originally Posted by sgibs

BAHHHH

i love this one lol - i say it all the time - greaaaaat call

Just a little FYI..... if you say something "all the time", you also have your regular playing partners rolling their eyes and

[DirtCheap]

I like the Hitler (bunker to bunker)

And The Sex with your sister.. (You scored, but you know you shouldn't have!)

I offen ask my father-in-law when he hits a short one "Does your husband play too?"

[Jwat381]

Mark me down for a U.F.O Aka a bogey

[sgibs]

Originally Posted by Valleygolfer

Just a little FYI..... if you say something "all the time", you also have your regular playing partners rolling their eyes and

so thats why no one waits for me at the tee box haha

everything in moderation

[reedf]

I told one of my partners yesterday (after hitting a really FAT shot) that the S on that particular wedge does not mean shovel!

[formula428]

Mine is just one word, and it begins with an F...

[Mattplusness]

When someone blurts out a swear word...

"That's a very technical golf term"

Also, when someone leaves a putt short

"Want me to hold your purse next time?"

[LovinItAll]

When we're playing with someone who's taking their game way too seriously for no reason, since they can't play. After they've skied a drive or laid the sod over a short chip, but before they can unleash their usual string of profanities: With a straight face......."Golf shot", then turn away. Everyone usually laughs hard enough that dude lightens up a little (after telling me to go f*** myself, of course).

[joekelly]

When i smash a long straight one, at the very edge of my ability, i blurt out with no hesitation  MASHED POTATOES.  Makes the long walk so sweet.

[DirtCheap]

This weekend we got stuck behind a foursome who obviously didn't know what they were doing, and an old couple who decided to walk the first nine holes.

My father-in-law said repeatedly "I wish I had brought my taxes." (Because he had so much time between shots he could have gotten them done.)