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Posted
and you can pick three PGA guys to be on your side. Who ya got??

I'd go with:

-Darren Clarke

-The Mechanic

-Jason Gore

Posted
John Daly.... just cause he's a redneck from my side of the country and I know he's probably been in a few before. That is, if you still count John Daly as a Tour guy.

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Posted
Boo Weekley
Bubba Watson
John Daly

All three seem capable of "maniacking" somebody.

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Posted
Boo Weekley

"Maniacking" somebody. That's funny. I forgot about Bubba Watson. That's a good call. J.B. Holmes would probably hold his own as well.


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I'm not taking Daly, sorry he'd be in the back of the bar with his shirt off trading body shots with some "sweatty Betty" and leave you to fend for yourself. My list looks like this....

Bubba Watson
Stewart Cink- A guy 6'4" and +200 has to be pretty tough right?
Jerry Kelly

I think that crew could do some serious pipe hittin'.
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Boo Weekley, John Rollins, and Vijay Singh

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I second Boo Weekley. How could you not? Guy hunts and chews tobacco. A bar fight won't faze him.

The other two guys I'm taking are Stevie Williams and Michael Campbell. If I'm going to fight, I want two tough Kiwis on my side.

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Suprised no one pick this guy: KJ Choi, he was a boxer
Bubba Watson, the temper and the power.
Tiger Woods, he is in pretty good shape plus Stevie Williams would step in and handle business.
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Can they use their clubs? Then I want the 3 guys with the fastest club head speed on the tour.

Andrew


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Ian Poulter (he would hit you with his clubs)
John Daly
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A lot of people taking Boo. I guess that's a really good call also.

I want to add to the mix the three players you wouldn't feel very confident about having in your corner:

- Charlie three sticks - Nice guy, but doesn't strike me as a tough guy

- DL III - Too much of a pretty boy. Wouldn't want to get blood on his shirt

- Rory - I think he'd be the guy doing all the talking and then he'd get dropped like a bad habit.


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Boo Weekley

That's hilarious. Those are the exact 3 I thought of when I saw this thread. I wish I could say I was going to use the word "maniacking".

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Boo Weekley
Stewart Cink
Vijay Singh

I would have said Tiger, but someone would probably give him one swift kick to the knee and he would be useless.


Posted
What about Brett Wetterich, I bet he could throw down.

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Brett Wetterich
Robert Carllson(hes a big dude)
Miguel Angel Jimenez (I bet this spaniard has a nice jab)
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irons- X-forged 3-PW TT BlackGold stiff
wedges- x-tour vintage 52, 56, 60
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Vijay (dude was a bouncer!)
KJ (dude was a boxer!)
Tiger (distraction - people will be all "Hey look its Tiger Woods!")

What's in my bag:
Cleveland Hibore XLS Monster Driver
TourEdge Exotics 2,3,4 hybrid irons
Tommy Armour 845cs Silverbacks 5-PW
Assorted wedges, Ping Scottsdale Anser


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Boo.
That's all you need.

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Posted
Vijay (dude was a bouncer!)

That's my list too. My alternate would be Ernie Els because he's so damn big and Laura Davies for the same reason.


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Vijay Singh
KJ Choi (he was also a weight lifter)
Paul Casey

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