You Know You're Addicted to Golf When…

[TN94z]

You listen to golf on sattelite radio in your car while driving!

That is me too

It stays on in my truck unless my wife is in there.

[OzzDOA]

When you sit at work all day and think about what you want to work on at the practice range and why.

[billysandy]

You know you're addicted to golf when...

The majority of your browsing on the internet is golf related including a golf forum, searching for clubs on eBay you don't even need, and watching golf videos on YouTube.

[kevin.chan]

you can wake up at 430am , drive 30miles to your course and tee off at 545am.

you can play under the hot sun

you think about the game all the time , make some short swing will walking

you always visit the golf site in the net...

[trog2233]

- when its pouring down rain and you still go by yourself to play a round. (i'm doing this today haha)

- You carry your clubs in your vehicle at all times just in case someone calls and wants to golf.

[TN94z]

- when its pouring down rain and you still go by yourself to play a round. (i'm doing this today haha)

The first year we gout our memberships, we would play in the pouring rain and 40* or lower outside. It would be freezing and we would still be out playing.

[Ed_Bighead]

Or when you are getting intimate with your significant other and you yell "Hole in one!!!"

That's terrible.

[TN94z]

That's terrible.

yeah, that may be too much....sorry

[Leftygolfer]

Playing when the greens are frozen and the ball bounces off them like concrete. Also in snow flurries.

[cbetofop]

When you won't break your'e round even when your'e desperate to poo.....(and they provide toilets on the 9th tee)

[BirdIsTheWord]

.....When it's snowing outside so you make a 4 hole, par 14 course in your house. "Flop shot up the stairs? Where's my 56?"....

(P.S.- more fun when you have chair-lined fairways and couch-pillow sandtraps.) ;^)

[golfmentalist]

when you hit through a tree that is 90% air and it goes right through.

[Drennen13]

Your finals are tomorrow and you think your chipping could be a tad better

[Jhans9c1]

You know you're addicted to golf when...

I'm glad I'm not the only one that does this. This is for everyone that plays courses that have flocks of birds: You know the exact time and location of a flock of geese at any given time; and can describe the path they take and which tee box they prefer. When you can walk down a fairway, look at a divot, and give an exact date when you made it. When you leave work with your golf shoes on to save time because of rush hour traffic

[laxbballgolf]

You make your girlfriend pick out all your regular clothes for you because shopping sucks, but you insist on custom matching all your golf clubs with blue New Decade grips so they look cool.

[flopdarock]

... everyone on the planet knows where you are when youre not answering your cell phone

... you plan absolutely everything around your tee times

... the very first thing you do before you decide where to go on your next vacation is to check out available tee times at courses near where you'll be staying

... you keep asking your brother when hes gonna start teaching your nephew how to play and he's only 3

... you dont ever use your gps unit in your car but have already worn the buttons out on your gps for the course

... you gauge distances in yards or clublengths even when youre not on the course

... your pets are named 'par' 'bogey' 'birdie' 'eagle'

... its also the nicknames you give to your kids

... you have golfballs everywhere... in your car... room... office... pockets

... you clean your clubs more often than you wash your car

[Jhans9c1]

...you find that instead of folding your arms. putting your hands in your pockets or otherwise occupying your hands during conversations, you absentmindedly form your golf grip.

I do this without even thinking of it, I probably do it in my sleep, too!

[Andyonfire]

When your dog is named Birdie (guilty)
Your favourite number is your lowest score on 18 holes.
You look at applications online for applying for a job at Titleist or other golf companies.
You go to the local golf store at the simulator at night or during the winter to "stay sharp"
You have a net in the backyard to hit balls into.
Your basement can be referred to as "mini Golf Town" with all your old merchandise.
You have tried playing golf under water with buddies
You call courses to ask if they are draining their ponds to retrieve the balls.
70%of your income goes to golf. the other 30% is food.