You Know You're Addicted to Golf When…

[imtomtomim]

when you develop carpaltunnel syndrome from gripping the club so damn much and still go to the range for 2 hours a day and walk around the house 24/7 with a club in your hands.

[TheWarHound]

I am so guilty of many of these things!

You know you are addicted to golf when your fiancée reschedules the wedding twice because of golf outings . . .

[denver_nuggs_15]

...you caddie 5 days per week, but still golf 3-4 rounds per week and practice between this.

[DoubleAces]

... when your wife tells you to pack your golf clubs for the honeymoon, even though she doesn't play.

... when someone mentions "the good book" you immediately think of Harvey Penick's Little Red Book

[flopdarock]

... when you look at other ppl's lawns and wonder how rough it would be to hit out of it

... when you wanna build a practice green in the backyard but the rest of the fam wants a pool

... whenever you pass a course you wonder how its playing

... you have a michael jackson one hand tan

[Hitman]

- You carry your clubs in your vehicle at all times just in case someone calls and wants to golf.

I in fact drive a full size truck and my golf bag, shoes, hat's and visor's plus a dozen or so golf balls all ride in the passenger seat, every day. In fact to only time they are out is at the course or the range. I saw a sticker on another car one day and it will be the next thing on my back window. "Driver carries no cash, it's all at the golf course"

[Knockglock]

when you buy your golf clubs or supplies with cash...so there is no paper trail for your wife/parents/girlfriend to find

[obiwan21]

You listen to golf on sattelite radio in your car while driving!

and when you're golfing with a guy who's nickname is "The Fox"

[obiwan21]

when you buy your golf clubs or supplies with cash...so there is no paper trail for your wife/parents/girlfriend to find

that's not addiction my friend, that just plain smart.

[Smarf]

thought this might be fun to see others' creative answers... so just state your reason, and try to make it amusing.

I do this also, the problem is that my wife uses it the opposite way.

"We could have gone out to eat twice..." I have to bite my tongue so I don't say, "Yeah but every time I play a round of golf I get better, judging by the size of your ass, you're an expert at eating."

[Sowbug2000]

...you can barely drag yourself out of bed for work or other reasons, but are awake, showered and re-cleaning your clubs at 5:30 am for your 8:00 tee time.

You wait that long to clean your clubs???

I clean them the night before.....

[Sowbug2000]

I also check out the golf aisle at WalMart, Target....whatever....insert general sporting goods store/section of store.

I might want to try out those balls....or accessory!

[senorchipotle]

I do this also, the problem is that my wife uses it the opposite way.

thanks, you just made me spit beer all over my pillow from laughing.

[aca247]

when you have a golf net (i do)
when you cant see your bedroom floor because of all the golf magazine subscription cards (true of my room)
and im only 13 ive still got a ways to go

[alomar123]

when you dvr the golf channel

[retexan599]

When you bring your bag, clubs & shoes into the air conditioned house at night so the grips and shoes don't deteriorate in the Houston heat....

[Eric19]

when you bring your clubs and shoes everywhere you go.... just incase

[Doctorfro]

..you've got hundreds of posts on the Sand Trap forum!