Cart girls?

[6iron]

I play several courses in Alabama that have pretty cart girls but my favorite course has a old woman and a not so pretty young cart girl. This course has a junior college close by so I know they could hire prettier cart girls if they tried .

Am I being a dirty old man again?

[srjorion]

Ugly cart girls need loving too

[nuck81]

How big are their tee's?

[tsajjad]

LMFAO more importantly though do they show you the line?

[Fat Slice]

Hot cart girls are fun to look at, sure, but they are slow because of all the horn dogs that stop them to try their lame lines out while buying a bud lite and tipping 50 cents and a wink.

Get me my drinks, quickly, and come back around soon.

Roddy Ranch golf club in Antioch has playboy quality cart girls. Slow as all hell.

[Easy]

It should be compulsory for cart girls to wear bikinis. Yeap that's right.

[DavidFehertysBike]

  6iron said:

Am I being a dirty old man again?

Yes. Yes you are.

+100 man points.

[saevel25]

I am very impressed at the course i play at regularly, they got three good ones. They recruit really well ;b

[rjfan91]

Be happy with what you have. The military courses around here have retired military DUDES as the cart girl.

[PaddyHarrington]

No such thing as cart girls in Ireland :(

[Where's the Cart Girl?]

How the hell else are we supposed to keep our morale up out there? And pretty cart girls need dirty old men such as yourself too; don't sell yourself short. Keep on creepin' I say.

Seriously though.. learn their names, tip them good, don't be a douche, and enjoy your beer and the summer scenery. Simple as that. It's always a good thing to have the cart girls on your side.

[RedCard03]

What cart girls? Ours would rather be on the phone than drive around the course and make money.

[jlh1508]

Funny story about the cart girl at one my local courses.

I just moved back to my hometown(where I went to high school) last fall. While out at the course last week the cart girl came up asking my friend and I if we wanted anything, and lo and behold it is one of my ex girlfriends from high school. We were pretty serious before I broke it off, and started dating the girl that is now my wife and she was devastated.

So we start talking and I ask her how she has been( haven't seen or talked to her in 5 years) and she was like well I graduated college and the only job I have is here at the golf course in a depressed tone. Then her eyes light up and she is like how are you doing? Did you get divorced( I didn't have my wedding ring on, don't wear it when I golf) and lose your job and that is why you moved back here? And I was like nope I am happily married and here is a picture of my 18 month old daughter, here is my business card from my great job which affords me the opportunity to be here at the golf course when ever I want. Her face got all droppy and she was like oh great and then drove off.

My friend was rolling on the ground laughing after the exchange

[chilly]

Yep, you sure showed her. Classy.

[sean_miller]

  chilly said:

Yep, you sure showed her. Classy.

My sense of humour must be on the fritz this morning. I don't understand why someone paid Tom Green to make a movie either.

[jlh1508]

  chilly said:

Yep, you sure showed her. Classy.

It wasn't about showing her. It was that she was trying to find something that would tell her my life sucked, and then it backfired in her face. I had no plans of talking about my wife, daughter or job until she asked if I was divorced

[jetsknicks1]

  Where's the Cart Girl? said:

How the hell else are we supposed to keep our morale up out there? And pretty cart girls need dirty old men such as yourself too; don't sell yourself short. Keep on creepin' I say.

Very true. I've been with guys before who thought they were being witty & charming and succeeded in only creeping the poor girl out. There's a fine line between friendly flirting and the need for the cart girl to go for her can of mace. A word of advice to those who think they're "the man" SHE'S NOT GOING HOME WITH YOU!

[sean_miller]

  jetsknicks1 said:

Very true. I've been with guys before who thought they were being witty & charming and succeeded in only creeping the poor girl out. There's a fine line between friendly flirting and the need for the cart girl to go for her can of mace. A word of advice to those who think they're "the man" SHE'S NOT GOING HOME WITH YOU!

When I'm chatting with a cart girl, I sometimes visualize this "friendly conversation" taking place off the course. The cart girl is uneasy, almost frightened in fact, my wife is slapping me in the back of the head and the kids are asking mommy why daddy's talking to a stranger. Good times!