Your Top 5 Must-Haves In Your Bag

[shades9323]

  motteler621 said:

1. condoms

This is like a puzzle! The sunscreen is because you never hit is past the ladies tees and have to play elephant style on 14/18 holes. The gatorade is to keep hydrated for the next part. Around the 7th hole you see that your johnson is still hanging out and you think what the heck. So you slap on the rubber and stare at you zunos' while stroking it. Then you empty your condom out on the pages of the playboy making it look like you jerked it to that instead. The .45 is for when you get to 14 and your johnson is still out and realized you rubbed one out to golf clubs instead of bewbies and off yourself. AMIRITE?

[motteler621]

  shades9323 said:

This is like a puzzle! The sunscreen is because you never hit is past the ladies tees and have to play elephant style on 14/18 holes. The gatorade is to keep hydrated for the next part. Around the 7th hole you see that your johnson is still hanging out and you think what the heck. So you slap on the rubber and stare at you zunos' while stroking it. Then you empty your condom out on the pages of the playboy making it look like you jerked it to that instead. The .45 is for when you get to 14 and your johnson is still out and realized you rubbed one out to golf clubs instead of bewbies and off yourself. AMIRITE?

not close. The playboy is to keep me entertained while I am wooping players like you because it can be a bit boring. Sunscreen, the obvious sun and gatorade to hydrate. Colt .45 is to protect myself when you go into a rage while Im dominating the whole round and you feel humiliated annd the condoms are for the girls waiting at my car after I win.

[shades9323]

  motteler621 said:

not close. The playboy is to keep me entertained while I am wooping players like you because it can be a bit boring. Sunscreen, the obvious sun and gatorade to hydrate. Colt .45 is to protect myself when you go into a rage while Im dominating the whole round and you feel humiliated annd the condoms are for the girls waiting at my car after I win.

Shall we meet in Benton Harbor, MI area for a match? It is about half way for both of us.

Or if you are ever vacationing in the TC area with your parents let me know.

[BostonSully]

beer #1
beer #2
beer #3
beer #4
beer #5

[Stretch]

  BostonSully said:

beer #1

We need to play when I get back to New England!

One more for Gerald.

[mrprovisional]

My top 5
1) confidence
2) dignity
3) self esteem
4) pride
5) self respect

because I tend to lose all of these before and after the round.

[motteler621]

  shades9323 said:

Or if you are ever vacationing in the TC area with your parents let me know.

with my parents? You do realize that Im 27, right? how old are you

and how do you know where I live, my location says private, creepy

[BostonSully]

  motteler621 said:

with my parents? You do realize that im 27, right? How old are you

we r know all ur secretz

[alomar123]

Balls, tees, clubs included.

1. Gatorade
2. GPS
3. Towel
4. Silicone spray(Gotta take care of that Scotty)
5. Divot tool(low because a tee can be used as one)

[billysandy]

  motteler621 said:

not close. The playboy is to keep me entertained while I am wooping players like you because it can be a bit boring. Sunscreen, the obvious sun and gatorade to hydrate. Colt .45 is to protect myself when you go into a rage while Im dominating the whole round and you feel humiliated annd the condoms are for the girls waiting at my car after I win.

Dude, you are not good enough to be spouting that crap.

[motteler621]

  billysandy said:

Dude, you are not good enough to be spouting that crap.

haha, i know but its a joke. He made a verbal attacking comment off of a funny post I made so I had to respond with something. It would be a good match though. Although I havent seen him hit a shot

[billysandy]

  motteler621 said:

haha, i know but its a joke. He made a verbal attacking comment off of a funny post I made so I had to respond with something. It would be a good match though. Although I havent seen him hit a shot

Ha fair enough, sarcasm isn't easy to interpret over internet :D

[Arsenal8807]

I would have to have these 5 in my bag for sure..
1. Extra Titleist glove
2. Ball marker
3. uPro GPS
4. Something to drink
5. An extra towel

[Aquaguru]

Tried not to go to obvious

1. GPS

2. poker chips (mark my ball)

3. divot repair tool, brush

4. towel

5. oakley case and cloth (I wear my oakleys during every round)

[Wet Doggg]

Quote:

Originally Posted by billysandy

  motteler621 said:

not close. The playboy is to keep me entertained while I am wooping players like you because it can be a bit boring. Sunscreen, the obvious sun and gatorade to hydrate. Colt .45 is to protect myself when you go into a rage while Im dominating the whole round and you feel humiliated annd the condoms are for the girls waiting at my car after I win.

Dude, you are not good enough to be spouting that crap.

100% agree. Grow up.

I do not need much really.

1. clubs

2. towel

3. glove (only have and wear one)

4. water

5. snack

[Gioguy21]

Aside from Clubs/Balls/Tees/Bag:

1. Towel

2. Focus

3. Sense of humor

4. Rockstar for the turn

5. Lucky 1985 quarter as a ball marker (year I was born, has a distinquishable nick just above the date)

[DaSportsGuy]

1-Balls, Tees, Clubs, Glove, etc.

2-Stat Sheet

3-Seeds/Peanuts(I'm a baseball guy)

4-Water/Sports Drinks

5-Athletic Tape

[qbaldwin]

What I HAVE to have in my bag:

1. Titleist NXT Tour balls

2. Footjoy gloves (at least 2)

3. Tees

4. Water-I drink water like a camel

5. Yardage book