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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

Ernest Jones

Just watched a 10 minute clip of Tom Cruise talking about scientology,

http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/29/katie-holmes-scientology-tom-cruise-divorce-suri/

After viewing it, all I can think is, "Tom Cuise makes Charlie Sheen look like a well grounded individual".

I don't know anything about scientology but I do know this, if they want to be taken seriously they should put a muzzle on Tom LOL.

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As far as I'm concerned, they're either nutjobs or out to rob people of their money.

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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Originally Posted by Mattplusness

You're about to get sued.

Why, is Phil Mickelson good buddies with Tom?

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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Originally Posted by Domenic

What is scientoligy?

What is google?

Kidding (sort of), here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology

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dak4n6 Great Member

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Something about how aliens long ago subverted the minds of humans and to truly be free you have to undergo a long process of hypnosis and rediscovery of your true self.

Pretty incredible what people can believe in. Shorty, where are you?

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Originally Posted by dak4n6

Something about how aliens long ago subverted the minds of humans and to truly be free you have to undergo a long process of hypnosis and rediscovery of your true self.

Pretty incredible what people can believe in. Shorty, where are you?

I actually started this thread as an open invitation for Shorty to blow off some steam! Must still be bed time in Australia.

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Domenic Dedicated Member

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Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

I actually started this thread as an open invitation for Shorty to blow off some steam! Must still be bed time in Australia.

Why not just make claims about how Buddha will help you make the Seniors Tour by August?

"It's better to burn out than to fade away." -Kurt Cobain


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Shorty

I actually started this thread as an open invitation for Shorty to blow off some steam! Must still be bed time in Australia.

Did you want me to say that although Tom Cruiise is clearly insane, Scientology is actually no more ridiculous and laughable than all other mainstream religions in that one is supposed to believe in something that is the invention of humans and does not stand up to any sort of scrutiny? :-)

In the race of life, always back self-interest. At least you know it's trying.

 

 


Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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Originally Posted by Shorty

Did you want me to say that although Tom Cruiise is clearly insane, Scientology is actually no more ridiculous and laughable than all other mainstream religions in that one is supposed to believe in something that is the invention of humans and does not stand up to any sort of scrutiny?

Yeah something along those lines.

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Originally Posted by dak4n6

Something about how aliens long ago subverted the minds of humans and to truly be free you have to undergo a long process of hypnosis and rediscovery of your true self.

According to the guys with the bad haircuts on the History Channel the statement above is almost correct. We are Mutts made by aliens.  (Ancient Aliens, a show that's presented with the seriousness as one on WW2. Tom only gets the silver nut case medal.)

Dianetics is a remarkable book! Lets give Ron L Hubbard some credit.  He made barely readable science fiction into a tax-exempt religion.

Of course everybody knows this is all BS.  Earth was started as an intergalactic penal colony for humans that gets blown back into the stone age every now and then.  At least this theory accounts for our tendency to breaking helpless golf clubs and our racial and cultural diversity.

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Why not just make claims about how Buddha will help you make the Seniors Tour by August?

It's working for Tiger! (I realize that joke would have been better last year when he hadn't won and constant injuries made him look old. Carry on.)

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Originally Posted by Shorty

Did you want me to say that although Tom Cruiise is clearly insane, Scientology is actually no more ridiculous and laughable than all other mainstream religions in that one is supposed to believe in something that is the invention of humans and does not stand up to any sort of scrutiny?

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OK, we got some atheists in the house! Okay......well let's keep in touch when you're in hell! JK. Never know if you learn to believe......but seriously Christ is Lord! Recognize him as your savior.......I am Mitt Romney and I approve this message

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OK, we got some atheists in the house! Okay......well let's keep in touch when you're in hell!  JK. Never know if you learn to believe......but seriously Christ is Lord! Recognize him as your savior.......I am Mitt Romney and I approve this message

Guy shows up in hell. He's pretty nervous but the Devil sez, "hey don't worry about it. Hell is awesome, do you like cards?"

The guy says, "ya I love cards"

Devil says, " you'll love Thursdays, we play poker all night. Do you like drinking?"

Guy says, "shit ya, love drinking"

Devil says, " you'll love friday, OPEN BAR. Do you like drugs?"

Guy is grinning like a fool now, "awesome, you got drugs too?"

"damn straight," says the Devil, "Saturday we just sit around and hit the bong all day long. What about getting sodomized, you like that too"

The guy stammers, "well no, I'm not too keen on that!"

Devil shakes his head, " Oh you ain't gonna like Sundays much."

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Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

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Did you want me to say that although Tom Cruiise is clearly insane, Scientology is actually no more ridiculous and laughable than all other mainstream religions in that one is supposed to believe in something that is the invention of humans and does not stand up to any sort of scrutiny? :-)

Wild... First time I have agreed with shorty. Domenic, I hate to break it to you but there is no hell or devil. This is a post from my not as smart as it thinks it is phone.

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