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David in FL Incredible Member

David in FL

Sergio will hit a bad shot...and blame himself.

Now you're just talking nonsense! . . . . . . Johnny Miller will admit he doesn't know the answer to something.

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Defying the odds, Boo Weekley will be paired with Rory Sabbitini in the final round at Merion both tied for the lead. With the final tee shot on 18th, during Boo's backswing with all the money on the line, Sabbitini makes an armpit fart thinking its hysterical to catch him off balance. Obviously very upset, Boo turns to his caddy after the shank an asks for his "9". His "9" winds up being a revolver as he blasts Sabbitini in the thigh, ending his career and putting all golfers and fans out of their misery.

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David in FL Incredible Member

David in FL

Defying the odds, Boo Weekley will be paired with Rory Sabbitini in the final round at Merion both tied for the lead. With the final tee shot on 18th, during Boo's backswing with all the money on the line, Sabbitini makes an armpit fart thinking its hysterical to catch him off balance. Obviously very upset, Boo turns to his caddy after the shank an asks for his "9". His "9" winds up being a revolver as he blasts Sabbitini in the thigh, ending his career and putting all golfers and fans out of their misery.

In the thigh? I'd like to think that Boo is a lot better shot than that!

In David's bag....

Driver: Titleist 910 D-3;  9.5* Diamana Kai'li
3-Wood: Titleist 910F;  15* Diamana Kai'li
Hybrids: Titleist 910H 19* and 21* Diamana Kai'li
Irons: Titleist 695cb 5-Pw
Wedges: Scratch 51-11 TNC grind, Vokey SM-5's;  56-14 F grind and 60-11 K grind
Putter: Scotty Cameron Kombi S
Ball: ProV1

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atb5079 Great Member

atb5079

Originally Posted by David in FL

In the thigh? I'd like to think that Boo is a lot better shot than that!


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bplewis24 Super Member

bplewis24

Originally Posted by atb5079

Defying the odds, Boo Weekley will be paired with Rory Sabbitini in the final round at Merion both tied for the lead. With the final tee shot on 18th, during Boo's backswing with all the money on the line, Sabbitini makes an armpit fart thinking its hysterical to catch him off balance. Obviously very upset, Boo turns to his caddy after the shank an asks for his "9". His "9" winds up being a revolver as he blasts Sabbitini in the thigh, ending his career and putting all golfers and fans out of their misery.

Then he will apologize...not for shooting Sabbitini in the thigh, but for cursing loud enough to be heard on camera just before pulling the trigger.

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MacDutch Great Member

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Colsaerts joking to Dustin he doesn't like playing with midgets. Luke Donald bursts into tears when his teeshot is again 100yards shorter.
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zipazoid Great Member

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Keegan Bradley will get stuck in a continuous, unbreakable loop of striding to & backing away from the ball.

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Kieran123 Great Member

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Brandel Chamblee will announce his retirement from the GC to focus on his modelling career

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RonTheSavage Great Member

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Originally Posted by Kieran123

Brandel Chamblee will announce his retirement from the GC to focus on his modelling career

I wish I could Un-See That!

Ron :nike: GOLF Embracing my Angry Black Male :mad:


JetFan1983 Super Member

JetFan1983

Originally Posted by RonTheSavage

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Originally Posted by Kieran123

Brandel Chamblee will announce his retirement from the GC to focus on his modelling career

I wish I could Un-See That!

I dunno, looks pretty sexy to me.

Man I could go for an orange mocha frappuccino right now....

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Was he looking for an errant drive when this photo was taken?

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rehmwa Super Member

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Originally Posted by malincanada

Tiger Woods will refuse to talk about the weather. The internet explodes with criticism.

and  he gets charged 2 strokes

I predict the players will all stop talking to the media at all until they decide to return to golf as the main topic

(or Vijay will try to apply for tax exempt status)

Bill - 

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JetFan1983 Super Member

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Originally Posted by boogielicious

Was he looking for an errant drive when this photo was taken?

Nah, that's how he likes to introduce himself to the beer cart girl. Works every time.

Constantine

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zipazoid Great Member

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Originally Posted by rehmwa

and  he gets charged 2 strokes

And then get criticized by future male model Brandel Chamblee for not withdrawing.


RonTheSavage Great Member

RonTheSavage

Originally Posted by JetFan1983

I dunno, looks pretty sexy to me.

Man I could go for an orange mocha frappuccino right now....

HILARIOUS!!!!

Ron :nike: GOLF Embracing my Angry Black Male :mad:


Stretch Super Member

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Originally Posted by RonTheSavage

HILARIOUS!!!!

I'm watching you, RonTheSavage. This is no laughing matter.

PS: Brandel, can't quit you etc. Nicky.

Stretch.

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JetFan1983 Super Member

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Originally Posted by Stretch

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Originally Posted by RonTheSavage

HILARIOUS!!!!

I'm watching you, RonTheSavage. This is no laughing matter.

PS: Brandel, can't quit you etc. Nicky.

Was that picture taken before or after he wrote Old Man and the Sea ?

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