How big is your drive?

[ProGolf]

Internet distance? Say that to my Warbird's face after it's carried 300+

[cipher]

I once hit a ball so hard that it put a perfect hole in the face of my driver, it exploded out the back of the driver.  Sadly I only carried it like 2" and had to take a knock down gap to get it on the green in two.  It wasn't long after that, when I started using gardening tools because of the thicker gauge metal.

[Slice of Life]

Originally Posted by saevel25

+1 to that

I don't know what +1 feels like. Never had a bogey.

[saevel25]

When i hit the ball i have to wait for it to reenter the atmosphere.

[Slice of Life]

Originally Posted by saevel25

When i hit the ball i have to wait for it to reenter the atmosphere.

Yours comes back down huh? That must be nice...

[saevel25]

I have to go easy, i want to still play golf, its a bit tricky to get the reentry right :p

[cipher]

I am personally aware that Ernest Jones has been told by the United States government that he cannot hit driver on holes that run south because he kept hitting balls into US airspace.  Also he is the Canadian missile defense system, armed with just a Rocketballz driver and a bucket of ballz.  Otherwise he is not allowed to use Rocketballz clubs or ballz since the act passed by the US and Canadian governments both in march of 2013 outlawing the use of these items for EJ.

[Slice of Life]

Originally Posted by cipher

I am personally aware that Ernest Jones has been told by the United States government that he cannot hit driver on holes that run south because he kept hitting balls into US airspace.  Also he is the Canadian missile defense system, armed with just a Rocketballz driver and a bucket of ballz.  Otherwise he is not allowed to use Rocketballz clubs or ballz since the act passed by the US and Canadian governments both in march of 2013 outlawing the use of these items for EJ.

I once got hit by a ball with his initials on it...at my home course. Rumor has it he hit it all the way from Canadia.

[RPMPIRE]

Originally Posted by cipher

I am personally aware that Ernest Jones has been told by the United States government that he cannot hit driver on holes that run south because he kept hitting balls into US airspace.  Also he is the Canadian missile defense system, armed with just a Rocketballz driver and a bucket of ballz.  Otherwise he is not allowed to use Rocketballz clubs or ballz since the act passed by the US and Canadian governments both in march of 2013 outlawing the use of these items for EJ.

They also banned him from using the Covert for fear of being a stealth bomber.

[boogielicious]

My drive distance is measured in parsecs.

[Slice of Life]

Originally Posted by boogielicious

My drive distance is measured in parsecs.

Mine is measured in revolutions. As in how many times it circles the earth before it lands.

[Ernest Jones]

Originally Posted by boogielicious

My drive distance is measured in parsecs.

You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon? It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs!

[TJBam]

Originally Posted by cipher

I am personally aware that Ernest Jones has been told by the United States government that he cannot hit driver on holes that run south because he kept hitting balls into US airspace.  Also he is the Canadian missile defense system, armed with just a Rocketballz driver and a bucket of ballz.  Otherwise he is not allowed to use Rocketballz clubs or ballz since the act passed by the US and Canadian governments both in march of 2013 outlawing the use of these items for EJ.

LOL

[colin007]

About six and a half inches...

[dbuck]

Ok, ya'll are embellishing the truth and I propose to bring some realism back to this thread. I use an 11 degree Lynx Boom Boom with a Dynamic Gold S300 shaft. My swing speed is only about 90-95, (I use a 3/4 swing), but I hit the ball around 450 yards, so I only use driver on par 5's and par 4's over 449. The distance is more due to my aura (like in Golf in the Kingdom) than to swing speed. Initial launch is only about 115 mph ball speed, but the aura causes the ball to increase in speed as it climbs to the apex of its flight. Not everyone can see it, but those who can just kinda stare for a few seconds with a look of wonderment in their eyes. For real.

[TJBam]

Basically in Canada, summer starts the day that EJ steps onto a teebox and fires off his first drive of the season.  The resulting kinetic energy warms up the atmosphere in a large fiery explosion and by the time EJ holes out #1 a 10yd approach for eagle and is escorted to the second tee box by his caddie, the snow has melted and the trees have grown leaves.

[Ernest Jones]

Originally Posted by TJBam

Basically in Canada, summer starts the day that EJ steps onto a teebox and fires off his first drive of the season.  The resulting kinetic energy warms up the atmosphere in a large fiery explosion and by the time EJ holes out #1 a 10yd approach for eagle and is escorted to the second tee box by his caddie, the snow has melted and the trees have grown leaves.

That's also when the bunnies start mating, triggered by my naturally occurring pheromones.

[TourSpoon]

You guys are such jokers!

You know the moon is really not made out of cheese. No, it is really a drive that EJ hit through the atmosphere. If I had to guess it would be a Pinnacle. On a clear night, when the earth's atmosphere is just right, you can see the dimples and a mini "ej" that was sharpied on the side so that he can identify it as his.