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Yesterday I played a round at Stoneridge in Northern Idaho with my dad. We play pretty fast so there was a lot of waiting and play throughs due to a packed course. As we were waiting on the 3rd tee box for the foursome in front of us to tee off something hilarious happened. One of the guys (he looked like a biker with the handle bar mustache) stepped up, took a huge swing and on his down swing he ripped a loud, greasy fart. It sounded wet and all his buddies were laughing as were me and my dad. Whats worse is his shot sliced hard right and hit the side of a condo that lined the fairway. Being the smart ass that I am I yelled "hey buddy you need some toilet paper?". He snapped his neck back at me and gave me the finger..lmao Ithought he was going to charge at me. Lol:-D

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I let one go on a par 3 last week. It was during my backswing on the teeshot, and I had to check my swing as my Uncle and I just lost it laughing. Haha.

With that said, I wouldn't say something like that to someone I don't know. Laughing is one thing, heckling a big biker guy for farting after he hits a house with his tee shot is a good way to get your ass kicked.

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Lol I agree....Im glad he just left it with the bird...llol it was freakin hilarious though I couldn't hold it back.

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In the film Bucket List I believe it was Jack Nicholson that said"  "Never trust a fart".

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Originally Posted by Dave2512

I'd say sharting is a telltale sign you are over-swinging.

Or too much Blatz beer.

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I wonder if anyone has a pre shot routine that includes a fart if they are playing alone? :-D
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It actually was a shart. Personally I cant fart at will though sometimes I wish I could. lol

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dunno...I've seen a number of "grunters", but no "farters". I guess its not much different than weight lifters expelling a little breath before their move only using a different orifice.

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It's my new swing thought, BM through A6 and A7 for extra power.

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Originally Posted by Micah

Yesterday I played a round at Stoneridge in Northern Idaho with my dad. We play pretty fast so there was a lot of waiting and play throughs due to a packed course. As we were waiting on the 3rd tee box for the foursome in front of us to tee off something hilarious happened. One of the guys (he looked like a biker with the handle bar mustache) stepped up, took a huge swing and on his down swing he ripped a loud, greasy fart. It sounded wet and all his buddies were laughing as were me and my dad. Whats worse is his shot sliced hard right and hit the side of a condo that lined the fairway. Being the smart ass that I am I yelled "hey buddy you need some toilet paper?". He snapped his neck back at me and gave me the finger..lmao Ithought he was going to charge at me. Lol:-D


Chuckle.   I can't say I have not farted on a tee box before but this one sure tops it.

You should given him a golf tip - "It's all that tensing up that is causing you to fart as you swing."   I wonder if he'd still give you the finger ... LOL.

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Had he let it go on the through swing he could have added up to 15 yards on that slice piercing the condo!

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Great. Just what I need. Another swing thought. :-P
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Lol too funny if only I couldve filmed it........

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I have had to pause momentarily before tee shots to let one out silently - otherwise, it's coming out at 80 decibels during my swing.

Nothing worse than a creaky tee box.

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He had a funky swing to boot. It was like Charles Barkley meets Tom Gainey meets Happy Gilmore lol...

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