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Hardballs Great Member

Hardballs

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What they say and what they actually mean! We'll tee off first!! - your shit! You tee off first!! - we're shit! That was Unlucky!! - that was tough shit! Could have been worse!! - you useless shit! Take your time!! - don't **** it up! Might be safe!! - you ****ed that up! That was a good bad 'un!! - you lucky, lucky bastard! You still gotta nice lie!! - its on the wrong fairway you idiot! This club is crap!! - my swing is crap Is it preferred lie's? - my swing is crap I just can't hit the ball today!! - my swing is crap! That should have been par!! - 3 putts!!! I have good days and bad days!! - I have lots of bad days! I think that stayed in!! - let's just keep moving!

Gaz Lee


dkolo Great Member

dkolo

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Is there anymore I've missed??

Nice shot! = I was checking my phone

Dom's Sticks:

Callaway X-24 10.5° Driver, Callaway Big Bertha 15° wood, Callaway XR 19° hybrid, Callaway X-24 24° hybrid, Callaway X-24 5i-9i, PING Glide PW 47°/12°, Cleveland REG 588 52°/08°, Callaway Mack Daddy PM Grind 56°/13°, 60°/10°, Odyssey Versa Jailbird putter w/SuperStroke Slim 3.0 grip, Callaway Chev Stand Bag, Titleist Pro-V1x ball

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Slice of Life Great Member

Slice of Life

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Don't worry, that water isn't in play from here - Your tears will taste delicious after you duff it into the water

I think that was a bogey - I got a double bogey on that one

It didn't draw! - I pushed it 80 yards, and would need a cat 5 hurricane for it to "draw" back to the fairway

Nice shot! - F*** you

Ryan M
 
The Internet Adjustment Formula:
IAD = ( [ADD] * .96 + [EPS] * [1/.12] ) / (1.15)
 
IAD = Internet Adjusted Distance (in yards)
ADD = Actual Driver Distance (in yards)
EPS = E-Penis Size (in inches)
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bste Well Established Member

bste

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You pured that one - wrong club ahole

Brian   

 

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David in FL Incredible Member

David in FL

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Right club   =   Terrible shot

In David's bag....

Driver: Titleist 910 D-3;  9.5* Diamana Kai'li
3-Wood: Titleist 910F;  15* Diamana Kai'li
Hybrids: Titleist 910H 19* and 21* Diamana Kai'li
Irons: Titleist 695cb 5-Pw
Wedges: Scratch 51-11 TNC grind, Vokey SM-5's;  56-14 F grind and 60-11 K grind
Putter: Scotty Cameron Kombi S
Ball: ProV1

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David in FL Incredible Member

David in FL

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Is that a gimme? - I got the yips.


The definition of a "gimme".....

"An agreement between two golfers, neither of whom putt very well...." :-D

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In David's bag....

Driver: Titleist 910 D-3;  9.5* Diamana Kai'li
3-Wood: Titleist 910F;  15* Diamana Kai'li
Hybrids: Titleist 910H 19* and 21* Diamana Kai'li
Irons: Titleist 695cb 5-Pw
Wedges: Scratch 51-11 TNC grind, Vokey SM-5's;  56-14 F grind and 60-11 K grind
Putter: Scotty Cameron Kombi S
Ball: ProV1

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Lihu Incredible Member

Lihu

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Nice Shot = for you, that is.

It was OB = I'm not letting you have that drop even though there's deep tracks and a bulldozer sitting a couple feet from your ball.

Nice putt, bad break = Good, now I'm 2 holes ahead of you now this side.

It was funny hearing all this from the two younger guys I played today. One of them looked a little bit like a younger Tiger Woods (only really 6'2") and the other one looked a little like some other pro-golfer also 6'2" or more. They played for something like $20 per side plus another for both.

:ping:  :tmade:  :callaway:   :gamegolf:  :titleist:

TM White Smoke Big Fontana; Pro-V1
TM Rac 60 TT WS, MD2 56
Ping i20 irons U-4, CFS300
Callaway XR16 9 degree Fujikura Speeder 565 S
Callaway XR16 3W 15 degree Fujikura Speeder 565 S, X2Hot Pro 20 degrees S

"I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them." ~Harry Toscano

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Abu3baid Great Member

Abu3baid

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You should be ok :  haha you just hit behind some crazy shit!

You should be ok:  haha you are definitely in some crazy shit!

what'd ya get:  I know what you got, but I want to make sure that you say it, so that when I put a quad bogy for you it came from your mouth and not mine

:adams: / :tmade: / :edel: / :aimpoint: / :ecco: / :bushnell: / :gamegolf: / 

Eyad

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No Mulligans Great Member

No Mulligans

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We're playing ready golf - you're playing so F'n slow it's making me crazy

Are you going to tee off? - you're playing so F'n slow it's making me crazy

That's a gimme - you're playing so F'n slow it's making me crazy

You're playing so F'n slow it's making me crazy - you're playing so F'n slow it's making me crazy

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Hardballs Great Member

Hardballs

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What club did you use? - I want to do that! Have you broke 100? - will I need a picnic?

Gaz Lee


Abu3baid Great Member

Abu3baid

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ohhhh tough luck - idiot couldn't you see that the break was left to right?

so close - that's only good with horse shoes and hand hand grenades

you'll find that - in a ditch!

:adams: / :tmade: / :edel: / :aimpoint: / :ecco: / :bushnell: / :gamegolf: / 

Eyad

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Lihu Incredible Member

Lihu

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ohhhh tough luck - idiot couldn't you see that the break was left to right?

so close - that's only good with horse shoes and hand hand grenades

you'll find that - in a ditch!

Yup, this was one of the many responses to my putting this last week. :doh:

:ping:  :tmade:  :callaway:   :gamegolf:  :titleist:

TM White Smoke Big Fontana; Pro-V1
TM Rac 60 TT WS, MD2 56
Ping i20 irons U-4, CFS300
Callaway XR16 9 degree Fujikura Speeder 565 S
Callaway XR16 3W 15 degree Fujikura Speeder 565 S, X2Hot Pro 20 degrees S

"I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them." ~Harry Toscano

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flopster Great Member

flopster

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Pin high, either left or right of green

should have hit a 7   duffed the 8

worm burner  topped shot

Rich C.

Driver Titleist 915 D3  9.5*
3 Wood TM RBZ stage 2 tour  14.5*
2 Hybrid Cobra baffler 17*
4Hybrid Adams 23*
Irons Adams CB2's 5-GW
Wedges 54* and 58* Titleist vokey
Putter Scotty Cameron square back 2014
Ball Srixon Zstar optic yellow
bushnell V2 slope edition


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