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1 hour ago, boogielicious said:

Wish granted but she thinks you are a vampire! 

I wish Hawaii was only an hour flight from Boston.

Wish granted. Hawaii is magically transported to the North Atlantic and everyone who owns vacation resorts are now suing you.

1 hour ago, boogielicious said:

Wish granted, you can fly but only in one direction, down.

I wish drinking wine and beer was good for you and helped you stay in shape.

Wish granted, but you have to keep drinking alcohol constantly or you rapidly lose your new figure.

I wish I had a watermelon.

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10 minutes ago, billchao said:

Wish granted. Hawaii is magically transported to the North Atlantic and everyone who owns vacation resorts are now suing you.

Wish granted, but you have to keep drinking alcohol constantly or you rapidly lose your new figure.

I wish I had a watermelon.

Wish granted.  Now you're being stalked by Gallagher, who insists on trying to smash your watermelon.

I wish my wife would encourage me to play more golf, instead of less!

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11 minutes ago, djfajt71 said:

I wish my wife would encourage me to play more golf, instead of less!

Granted. But she is saying it sarcastically.  

I wish they didn't force math challenged and moody teenage girls to take Algebra 2.

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21 minutes ago, RandallT said:

I wish they didn't force math challenged and moody teenage girls to take Algebra 2.

Wish granted.  They skip them directly to Algebra 3, figuring their parents will help them catch up.

I wish that once I learned something (like Algebra 2), I'd retain that knowledge forever.

- John

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33 minutes ago, Hardspoon said:

Wish granted.  They skip them directly to Algebra 3, figuring their parents will help them catch up.

I wish that once I learned something (like Algebra 2), I'd retain that knowledge forever.

Wish granted, you turned into a digital recorder.

I wish I had super strength.

Bill

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6 minutes ago, billchao said:

I wish I had super strength.

Wish granted. But it's uncontrollable and you can't even hug a loved one without crushing them to death. And you found that out the hard way.

I wish I could find a cure for cancer for everyone in the world, now and forever.

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A much more advanced species of humans arrive and give us the knowledge to cure all cancers and other diseases, unfortunately, it's just a ruse before they wipe us out so they can use Earth as their new home.

I wish I could teleport 100% foolproof safely (no teleporting into solid objects, etc...)

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1 hour ago, nevets88 said:

A much more advanced species of humans arrive and give us the knowledge to cure all cancers and other diseases, unfortunately, it's just a ruse before they wipe us out so they can use Earth as their new home.

I wish I could teleport 100% foolproof safely (no teleporting into solid objects, etc...)

Wish granted but it is only 6 inches away.

I wish I could visit other star systems.

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38 minutes ago, boogielicious said:

Wish granted but it is only 6 inches away.

I wish I could visit other star systems.

Wish granted. You are now strapped to the next deep space probe to be launched.

I wish to end world hunger.

Bill

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16 hours ago, billchao said:

Wish granted. You are now strapped to the next deep space probe to be launched.

I wish to end world hunger.

Wish granted, but this:

18 hours ago, nevets88 said:

A much more advanced species of humans arrive and give us the knowledge to cure all cancers and other diseases, and hunger, unfortunately, it's just a ruse before they wipe us out so they can use Earth as their new home.

I wish I had the opportunity to play golf for free whenever I wanted 

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16 minutes ago, woodzie264 said:

Wish granted, but this:

I wish I had the opportunity to play golf for free whenever I wanted 

Wish granted, but all the golf courses are bought by Dick's and are shut down  

I wish my dog could talk. 

- Shane

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46 minutes ago, CarlSpackler said:

Wish granted, but all the golf courses are bought by Dick's and are shut down  

I wish my dog could talk. 

Wish granted but it will be like this:

I wish I could get back my flexibility to where it was when I was 16!

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9 minutes ago, boogielicious said:

I wish I could get back my flexibility to where it was when I was 16!

Wish granted, but you're fired from your job for masturbating non-stop.

I wish Erie, PA had San Diego weather.

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1 minute ago, iacas said:

Wish granted, but you're fired from your job for masturbating non-stop.

I wish Erie, PA had San Diego weather.

LOL! Wish granted but all the forests are constantly having wild fires.

I wish that politics didn't make people act like jerks.

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8 minutes ago, boogielicious said:

LOL! Wish granted but all the forests are constantly having wild fires.

I wish that politics didn't make people act like jerks.

Everyone is hunky dory to each other but it turns out the government has been drugging the population through water, air, food, etc... It's all a sham.

I wish I could make 5 star Michelin chef fluffy scrambled eggs.

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1 minute ago, nevets88 said:

Everyone is hunky dory to each other but it turns out the government has been drugging the population through water, air, food, etc... It's all a sham.

I wish I could make 5 star Michelin chef fluffy scrambled eggs.

Wish granted, but eating tires for breakfast isn't as tasty as you thought. 

I wish my daughter didn't have to go back to Ohio. 

- Shane

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43 minutes ago, CarlSpackler said:

Wish granted, but eating tires for breakfast isn't as tasty as you thought. 

I wish my daughter didn't have to go back to Ohio. 

Wish granted but her 12 friends move in with you as well.

I wish I had more patience when practicing the full swing at the range

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9 hours ago, boogielicious said:

I wish I had more patience when practicing the full swing at the range

Wish granted, but now you're as slow moving as that sloth at the DMV in that cartoon movie.

I wish for a happy new year for all!

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