Corrupt a Wish Thread

[Wally Fairway]

19 minutes ago, Jeremie Boop said:

Wish granted, but it's a 1 year old doughnut you find under your desk. 

 

I wish my back would suddenly heal itself and I had full range of motion in it again.

Wish granted, but with your full range of motion you've somehow picked up a case of the shanks

I wish the person who replies to this shoot the round of their life next time out

[MRR]

11 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Wish granted, but with your full range of motion you've somehow picked up a case of the shanks

I wish the person who replies to this shoot the round of their life next time out

Wish granted; I finally break 110.  My hips lock up later that night and I can no longer make a full swing.

 

I wish all drivers would actually stay in the right-most lane, except to pass.

[Kalnoky]

Wish granted. As a condition of your employment, you are required to drive a Trabant to and from work every day.

I wish the city government where I live would allow Uber and Lyft services to operate. 

[boogielicious]

On 2/8/2017 at 11:48 AM, Kalnoky said:

Wish granted. As a condition of your employment, you are required to drive a Trabant to and from work every day.

I wish the city government where I live would allow Uber and Lyft services to operate. 

Wish granted but the city you now live in is Chernobyl, Ukraine and all the Uber and Lyft drivers are slowing dying of radiation poisoning and have pictures of a naked Vladimir Putin hanging in their cars because they are Russian exiles.

I wish the blizzard we are currently having will not impact the start of the golf season in Mass., which usually is mid-March.

[CarlSpackler]

28 minutes ago, boogielicious said:

Wish granted but the city you now live in is Chernobyl, Ukraine and all the Uber and Lyft drivers are slowing dying of radiation poisoning and have pictures of a naked Vladimir Putin hanging in their cars because they are Russian exiles.

I wish the blizzard we are currently having will not impact the start of the golf season in Mass., which usually is mid-March.

Wish granted, but another blizzard will hit in mid-march and then another in early April.

I wish I had Oscer-Mayer wiener.

[dennyjones]

2 hours ago, CarlSpackler said:

Wish granted, but another blizzard will hit in mid-march and then another in early April.

I wish I had Oscer-Mayer wiener.

Wish granted.  But it's just the suit, You're dressed up as Oscar Mayer and have to parade around town in that goofy car singing all day.  

I wish for global warming to change Michigan's weather so we can have sunshine!

[iacas]

56 minutes ago, dennyjones said:

I wish for global warming to change Michigan's weather so we can have sunshine!

Wish granted, but now the south becomes too hot, and all the snowbirds move to Michigan in the winter and you can't get a tee time for six months straight.

I wish that Chris Berman would never again appear on my television.

[dennyjones]

4 minutes ago, iacas said:

Wish granted, but now the south becomes too hot, and all the snowbirds move to Michigan in the winter and you can't get a tee time for six months straight.

I wish that Chris Berman would never again appear on my television.

Wish granted but you have to listen to Steven A. Smith on every telecast.

I wish cable TV and internet access was stable, good and cheap.  

[MRR]

2 minutes ago, dennyjones said:

Wish granted but you have to listen to Steven A. Smith on every telecast.

I wish cable TV and internet access was stable, good and cheap.  

Wish granted, but you live in True Korea and cable consists of one station while the internet has only two sites.  At least it's free.

I wish my boxers would stop riding up.

[sirhacksalot]

Wish granted but you know wear them on the outside of your pants and you get weird looks from everyone in public.

I wish I was good enough at golf to be obsessed  with something else.

2 hours ago, MRR said:

 

I wish my boxers would stop riding up.

 

Edited February 10, 2017 by sirhacksalot

[gatsby47]

Wish Granted. You are Tiger Woods like, but you have developed a fondness for  the horizontal mambo with strangers.

 

I wish I could trip the plowdriver of my street and see him muddy faced like in Forrest Gump only it's not mud.

[iacas]

11 hours ago, gatsby47 said:

Wish Granted. You are Tiger Woods like, but you have developed a fondness for  the horizontal mambo with strangers.

Nope. Violates the rules. People have free will.

11 hours ago, gatsby47 said:

I wish I could trip the plowdriver of my street and see him muddy faced like in Forrest Gump only it's not mud.

Wish granted. As revenge he plows all the free snow into your driveway. Forever.

(You can't affect his free will. )

I wish Edel knew how to market.

[phillyk]

8 minutes ago, iacas said:

Nope. Violates the rules. People have free will.

Wish granted. As revenge he plows all the free snow into your driveway. Forever.

(You can't affect his free will. )

I wish Edel knew how to market.

Wish granted, from increased demand and popularity, prices skyrocket. 

I wish I could sleep in past 7am on my days off.