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A bird shat on my putter

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The thread title pretty much tells the tale
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You can't just post that without a picture! :-$
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I dunno why but shit is sooo much funnier in the past tense.

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You can't just post that without a picture! :-$

I don't know how it didn't occur to me to take a picture... I regretted not taking one about 2 minutes later.

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Apparently, the bird knows something about that putter that you don't.

It's shit.

Get fit for another.

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I guess in Soviet Russia, birdie gets you!

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Some days your are the pigeon.  Other days you are the target.

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Hey there's worse things that could've happened. You could've been laying down on the beach napping with your mouth open...
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Originally Posted by saturday

Hey there's worse things that could've happened. You could've been laying down on the beach napping with your mouth open...

That's worse?

It's your putter, man!!

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Originally Posted by saturday

I'd rather have bird poop on my putter rather than in my mouth!!! hahaha

Sacrilege!

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Originally Posted by saturday

I'd rather have bird poop on my putter rather than in my mouth!!! hahaha

Originally Posted by Mr. Desmond

Sacrilege!

:-)

I'm with Saturday on this one.

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I'm giggling like a school girl at the thought of this while sitting at work. Pretty sure my boss thinks I'm retarded.
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Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

I'm with Saturday on this one.

I'm wondering about the nutritional value....

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I have a bird poop story that even now, 4 years later, still makes my stomach churn.  At the 10th green of my home course, magpies hang out, knowing that there is good pickings after guys stop in the snack par at the turn.  They will hop into the cart, up on stand bags or bags on trolleys, looking for any food left unguarded.  This particular time, apparently one perched the steering wheel of my cart, and took a huge, runny dump on the score card.  Normally not a big deal, just toss it and use another card.  The problem was that this was during a tournament, and we had official cards which were required to be turned in. This was the competitor's score card who I was acting as marker for. Returning a different card, even with the correct score was grounds for DQ.  It was quite impossible to continue using that card, but we had no choice but to keep it until we finished.  It was placed in the cubby hole in the dash for the rest of the round.  When we finished, we took it in along with the spare card which we used to score the remainder of the round for the guy whose card it was.

The committee made a wise decision and transferred the front 9 scores to the unofficial card, declared it official, and carefully tossed the messed card.

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No pictures but here is one for you.

Sitting with my sons girl friend at his first tournament we are under a tree by the lake, shorts on hot mid morning.

I feel this plop on my leg look down and the runny duck crap is making it way from my knee to my shoe.

Nothing I could do was shake it the best I could and make it to the bathroom. Had to take my sock and shoe off as it inside my shoe, and I kid you not my leg was covered.

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I'm with Saturday on this one.

I'll third this

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Originally Posted by jtw89

I'll third this

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