Your Perfect Course

[ChetlovesMer]

1 minute ago, CarlSpackler said:

I didn't know that Eddie played golf.

True dat.

3 minutes ago, CarlSpackler said:

White belts are less disturbing that no belts.

Fair point

[Vinsk]

4 minutes ago, ChetlovesMer said:

True dat.

Fair point

I don’t care if you’re a celebrity....having your name embroidered on your bag and not on any tour or team is right up there with iron head covers.

[CarlSpackler]

17 minutes ago, Vinsk said:

I don’t care if you’re a celebrity....having your name embroidered on your bag and not on any tour or team is right up there with iron head covers.

That doesn't bother me. Your average Joe with too much money is one thing, but I can understand celebrities who play in charity events or Pro-Ams doing this.

[PJCdude]

1 hour ago, boogielicious said:

Have the short par 3 set up so the Statue of Liberty is framed over the green from the tee. And make it so if you go long, there’s trouble.

I'll take that into consideration. The trouble long will most likely be water!

[snapfade]

1 hour ago, CarlSpackler said:

I didn't know that Eddie played golf.

White belts are less disturbing that no belts.

Its funny seeing Adrian, Dave, and Nikko in golf attire. 

[iacas]

1 hour ago, ChetlovesMer said:

Since I'm King of the World in this scenario. Once a year my course will host a special high-school 2 person mixed gender (boy and girl) Ryder Cup tournament each year in which the winning pair receives full scholarships to the college of their choice. 

I think you'd run afoul of the NCAA there, not to mention the USGA.

1 hour ago, Vinsk said:

I don’t care if you’re a celebrity....having your name embroidered on your bag and not on any tour or team is right up there with iron head covers.

So every PGA pro, ever?

My college golfers are excepted, at least. 😉

[Vinsk]

10 minutes ago, iacas said:

So every PGA pro, ever?

My college golfers are excepted, at least. 😉

I actually meant mortal golfers. You low ballers can do whatever you want.😃

[ChetlovesMer]

11 minutes ago, iacas said:

I think you'd run afoul of the NCAA there, not to mention the USGA.

Ah, I think you forgot I'm King of the World in my scenario. 😜

[bwdial]

Mine would be a co-op like previously mentioned, but it would be exclusively a GOLF club with the following:

• Pro shop with fitting capabilities
• Top shelf bar w/spirits from a new distillery in the area, but no frou-frou drinks
• Grill with awesome sandwiches (breakfast is cat-head biscuits, big and loaded with breakfast meats and cheese)
• 27 holes of Championship Golf, with nine holes of each of the following:
  • Mountain Course:
    • lots of elevation changes and slopes
    • minimal water hazards
    • undulating greens
  • Parkland Course:
    • fairways through manicured pine forests (no underbrush, just pine needles)
    • elevated tees and greens
    • ponds and streams throughout, but not too severe
    • forced carries over water only from back tees
  • Links Course:
    • wide-open, converted pasture that plays hard and fast
    • large, undulating greens
    • deep, revetted greenside and fairway bunkers
    • multiple opportunities for bump-and-run shots
    • thick rough
  • Each course will be well marked and detailed yardage books will be available in the pro shop
  • Driving Range
    • Grass and high end mats
    • Targets measured from each stall
    • TopTracer technology
    • Titleist Pro-V1 range balls
    • 350 yards long
• 18 hole Short Course
  • Holes range from 120 to 260 yards from the tips
  • Holes range from 90 to 180 from the forward tees
  • Holes have manicured "fairways" leading up to the green
  • Holes have bunkers well short of greens on longer holes
  • Holes have a separate tee box for juniors so that they can play holes as par threes, fours, and fives (tees on longest holes will be even further back than longest adult tees to accomplish this for older juniors)
  • Junior tee boxes will be turf capable of holding a tee to cut down on maintenance