The item to your left...

[LeftCoast]

Set of financial statements, highlighter, and a stapler.  More accounting for the zombies

[iacas]

My left hand. Ooops, now my left elbow.

[uttexas]

ziplock bag of beef jerky and a coke zero.

[kurisu]

stack of market reports and a shredder.

[jshots]

A TV with two giant fuzzy dice stacked on top of it...

I shall engineer a laser gun out of the TV and use the dice for gambling.

[Gioguy21]

my other monitor and my giants helmet, a pack of pens and a desk calendar. let's see, use the monitor as a shield (flatscreen), helmet for obviously protection...pens to stab with and the desk calendar to bore them with the s*itty jokes on it....thanks mom for the hilarious gift at christmas.

[imtomtomim]

a coffee table with a box of condiments under it.  I think I'd make it!  Zombies won't eat Frank's hot sauce right?

[clubchamp]

My st benard and kind of to my back left on the wall is a renaissance sword. I would think I'd have a chance with 155lbs of get down and a sword unless he goes kujo then I have a problem.

[Lofty Lefty]

In my left hand (even as I type this) is a stubby of NZ Pure. It's actually an excellent beer! I'll skoll what's left, the smash the bottle, giving me a sharp, stabby weapon. And if that doesn't work, I guess I'm doomed! lol

[Inebriated]

Remington 870... no joke... I keep it next to my bed, which I am sitting on while typing. I am better prepared than any of you.

Also, an Ibanez s320 was going to be my first "real" guitar years ago... Went with Schecter instead.

[Stretch]

Empty coffee cup, Stax Omega headphones, daughter's preschool class photo and a pink pencil with a large fluffy tassel bearing the logo "Fairy Nice". I'll go in through the eyeball with that.

[bkoguy07]

just a wall.. i suppose i could hide behind it but that would put me outside?  yeah i'm screwed

[meenman]

this computer and an empty amstel lite bottle

[HAVOC]

colt .45 and 3 mags

the wife and tv

2 dogs lab/huskeys

and 2 Pair of hand cuffs and before you start in they are issued to me and made by smith/wesson