Paula Creamer vs. Natalie Gulbis

[flash]

They should enjoy all the hype now because they will be known as "who" before they can bat their pretty eyes.

[alf174]

Watched Paula sink 7 birdies in a row at the LPGA 1st round in Mobile today. Natalie had a good round too but I swear she had a lower lip full of chew (yuuchh).

[shortgame85]

Watched Paula sink 7 birdies in a row at the LPGA 1st round in Mobile today. Natalie had a good round too but I swear she had a lower lip full of chew (yuuchh).

I saw the replay on television last night. Paula appeared all business, wanting to get the job done and she did. Poor Natalie. She seemed to have had a bad day at the dentist, lower mouth stuffed with cotton. But then, alf174, I read your post this morning and almost spilled my coffee! You suggested that she may have had in her mouth some Mississippi Toffee! UGH, GROSS! However, just as an observation and certainly not disputing what appears to be a plausable explanation for the unfortunate bulge, I have often noted among those who partake the lip dip that there is sometimes a telltale sign of something inside: a little dribble out the corner of the mouth. UGH! GROSS! If indeed she performed the deed, she must have been considerate of the viewers to perform the necessary hygiene. Kudos to the girl! On another, happier note: I did witness the very fine chip in Gulbis made on a par 3, late in her round. She appeared to use a 60 degree wedge quite skillfully on a treacherous green sloping well away from her. More kudos to the girl. Perhaps her lack of a more enthusiastic display after that amazing shot was a show of caution on her part: too wide a grin and something loose might have popped out or popped further in! To paraphrase the late, great, former Governor of Texas, Ann Richards, "Poor Natalie, she was born with a silver chaw in her mouth!" I am so ashamed of myself for writing the above post. Ah well....

[hawkeye]

For me it's Natalie all the way.

is this available on the forum!?!

nice...

[SirMilton]

Paula is my heartthrob; its the last name that really does it - she's truly a Creamer.

Now if Natalie Gulbis changed her last name to something like Steamer then we would have a very close race. She seems to projects a minimal IQ as much as she projects her breasts; the TV show she has on the Golf Channel makes her look like a major Bimbo.

Is there anyone out there who doesn't know what a Steam and Cream is? If not ask any real man.

What happened to the LPGA? It used to be comprised of wirey, prune-faced women born with the wrong sex organs and ladies who's alternate career could have been offensive guard or tackle in the NFL. Now its comprised of a few real lookers, some OK lookers , a whole lot of Chinese girls and a few of the traditional LPGA types - who was that big girl playing with Paula in Mobile Sunday - Hurst?

[lamebums]

What happened to the LPGA? It used to be comprised of wirey, prune-faced women born with the wrong sex organs and ladies who's alternate career could have been offensive guard or tackle in the NFL. Now its comprised of a few real lookers, some OK lookers , a whole lot of Chinese girls and a few of the traditional LPGA types - who was that big girl playing with Paula in Mobile Sunday - Hurst?

Heh...well, I guess that's put bluntly. Old-style LPGA a la Laura Davies?

But yeah, I see a lot of Koreans out there... I think my decision stands though. Those wondrous mounds defy both physics and gravity.

[sonicblue]

If Paula is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

[BSim]

Paula Creamer for sure.

[powerfade]

I like this Erica Blasberg chic better than both of those two!!! Great pic.

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Erica is definitely a hottie! I've seen her in the practice area a few times over the years at my home course. This was her home course the last couple years of high school. The last time I saw her was in July when we shared the chipping green while she was working with her dad (who's also the teaching pro). I'm old enough to be her dad but was a little star struck when I finally introduced myself after her practice. Definetely a sweetheart

[Beach Golfer]

I think that Natalie Gulbis is way hotter

[Elvisliveson]

I think that Natalie Gulbis is way hotter

Of course she is. This thread is not about who's cuter; if it was maybe Paula would have a shot. But, Natalie Gulbis with her gravity-defying breasts and hard body is way sexier (read:hotter) than Pauler Creamer with her baby fat and wide ass and hips.

[KIDDEREK]

Natalie Gulbis looks like Miss Howard Stern.

[barrycuda]

natalie i reckon

[geezer]

Of course she is. This thread is not about who's cuter; if it was maybe Paula would have a shot. But, Natalie Gulbis with her gravity-defying breasts and hard body is way sexier (read:hotter) than Pauler Creamer with her baby fat and wide ass and hips.

One word for that...

Subjective! Needless to say I disagree.

[crazy_horst]

Natalie Gulbis with her gravity-defying breasts

Amazing what modern plastics can do, isn't it?

and hard body is way sexier (read:hotter)

You mean her grasshopper legs and non-existent can?

than Pauler Creamer with her baby fat and wide ass and hips.

Paula's got a little extra, sure, but I think she looks good coming AND going

At least what Paula's got upstairs is real...

[geezer]

Amen brother crazy_horst !!!

[Roody]

I've met Paula and had my picture taken with her. I've also been about 3 feet away from Natalie. So I've seen them both in-person and up-close. Natalie is too skinny IMHO. She has great legs, but she has no a$$. And she's got something going on in the chest area that's propping it up. If you've seen her swimsuit pics, you know she doesn't have that big of a chest.

Paula is just more natural. I think she will be even prettier when she reaches her late 20's.

[TMa_golf]

I'm going with PC. She's my girl.