The Best (worst) Spelling and Grammar Errors Thread

[dak4n6]

Came across this on a Tshirt website:

[Valleygolfer]

Originally Posted by dak4n6

Came across this on a Tshirt website:

Ha!

[dak4n6]

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The method on the other hand felt much more balanced along the length if it. ie felt nicer.
This post could be pure dribble but I'd golf esp in the short game strong on feel.

You got the dribble part right..

[bplewis24]

"Pure dribble."  Ha!  That's a good'n.

[Golfingdad]

Sort of off-topic, in that it's not written down on this forum anywhere, but I was listening to Herm Edwards this morning on Colin Cowherd talking about coaching football and fundamentals, etc, etc and he said:

"When it comes to coaching, I have a saying ... K. U. P. ... know your personnel ..."

[bplewis24]

Herm said that?  Maybe that's the Twitter version?

[Golfingdad]

Originally Posted by bplewis24

Herm said that?  Maybe that's the Twitter version?

Seriously ... in the texting/twitter world he's fine.  Know Ur Personnel ... so maybe he's just changing with the times.  Either way ... I love listening to herm Edwards!

(The other likely scenario is that he wants his acronyms to sound like words so they're easier to remember)

[dak4n6]

Originally Posted by Golfingdad

Quote:

Originally Posted by bplewis24

Herm said that?  Maybe that's the Twitter version?

Seriously ... in the texting/twitter world he's fine.  Know Ur Personnel ... so maybe he's just changing with the times.  Either way ... I love listening to herm Edwards!

(The other likely scenario is that he wants his acronyms to sound like words so they're easier to remember)

I will officially take up French as my primary language the day I see "Ur" in the dictionary.

[bplewis24]

Originally Posted by Golfingdad

Seriously ... in the texting/twitter world he's fine.  Know Ur Personnel ... so maybe he's just changing with the times.  Either way ... I love listening to herm Edwards!

(The other likely scenario is that he wants his acronyms to sound like words so they're easier to remember)

Twitter version:

Kno ur personale!

#gogetit

[Golfingdad]

Originally Posted by bplewis24

Twitter version:

Kno ur personale!

#gogetit

Don't forget #playtowinthegame

[dsc123]

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Hello.  I'm pretty inexperienced at the finer points of club building/making/fitting but I think I understand some of it.  By that I mean I do all of my own grips, but I digest.

[bplewis24]

I didn't know they were edible

[dsc123]

Hopefully they're not rough like the NDMC's.  I couldn't imagine that feeling too good on the way out.

[Fraser]

Originally Posted by bplewis24

Twitter version:

Kno ur personale!

#gogetit

Talking of hashtags, I read in December that Susan Boyle (weird, Scottish spinster singer) had a new album out at the end of last year and to promote it her PR team tried spreading the hashtag #susanalbumparty

Oops.

[bplewis24]

Originally Posted by Fraser

Talking of hashtags, I read in December that Susan Boyle (weird, Scottish spinster singer) had a new album out at the end of last year and to promote it her PR team tried spreading the hashtag #susanalbumparty

Oops.

Saturday Night Live would be proud.

[dak4n6]

OMG, brain experiencing sarcasm overload.....please feel free to go to town

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I am sure I am not the only who has been getting annoying spam trying to unload some dunlap "ballz".  I am on the national don't call me list but for some reason I still find flyers on my windshield at kmart and at the church/chiropractors office.  Not a fan of that type of marketing, but I thought it was erotic that they are trying to sell low end balls at the highest end church within 10 miles.  Are these just some dunlop knock offs?  I thought prolly somebody here has tried them or might work for them.  How do they preform in "real life"?

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[Clambake]

I was just thinking the same thing when I read that thread!    Ignoring the many grammatical errors, one of the things I think hilarious is that he thinks being on the Do Not Call Register is supposed to prevent someone from putting flyers on his windshield.    Another fine product of our public school systems......

[Ernest Jones]

Originally Posted by dak4n6

OMG, brain experiencing sarcasm overload.....please feel free to go to town

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Ha, I literally just read that post!

I like how he wants us to know that he goes to the "high end" church but oddly enough he still shops at kmart! Does he actually think being on the National don't call-list would somehow prevent people from putting flyers on his car window??????

I guess he doesn't like (or lick) low-end erotic ballz.