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17 hours ago, iacas said:

That was Steve Jobs to John Sculley.

You could argue sugar water > obesity > health costs+++ changed the world more than Jobs run Apple did. Change for the worse or better was never specified :-(

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44 minutes ago, nevets88 said:

You could argue sugar water > obesity > health costs+++ changed the world more than Jobs run Apple did. Change for the worse or better was never specified :-(

Apple changed the world. Without Pepsi, there still would have been Coke. :-) 

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Guy in Darth Vader suit not quite sure what to do with hippie mini Princess Leia.

 

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:doh:

 

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BB-8, wins the new year.

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There's a meme going around telling you to turn to page 206 of the book closest to you, and the first sentence describes your love life.

Page 206 of Lowest Score Wins is completely empty.

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1 hour ago, dkolo said:

There's a meme going around telling you to turn to page 206 of the book closest to you, and the first sentence describes your love life.

Page 206 of Lowest Score Wins is completely empty.

"Label the t axis in the solutions graphs of Fig. 4.1.4 with the appropriate values for t."

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"It then uses the new velocity to predict the position after delta T time units."

I'm next to a couple of textbooks. I guess the second could be okay?

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5 hours ago, Pretzel said:

"Label the t axis in the solutions graphs of Fig. 4.1.4 with the appropriate values for t."

or

"It then uses the new velocity to predict the position after delta T time units."

I'm next to a couple of textbooks. I guess the second could be okay?

Mine is Design and Analysis of Experiments, 3rd Edition by Doug Montgomery. I'm at work.

page 206: The first full sentence.

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5 hours ago, boogielicious said:

Mine is Design and Analysis of Experiments, 3rd Edition by Doug Montgomery. I'm at work.

page 206: The first full sentence.

It is convenient to obtain SSAB in two stages.

Foreplay must be the first stage. Though that depends on what SSAB is in your love life…

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17 hours ago, dkolo said:

There's a meme going around telling you to turn to page 206 of the book closest to you, and the first sentence describes your love life.

Page 206 of Lowest Score Wins is completely empty.

"Harry watched her taillights disappear around a bend in the road and then he went to his own car"

I don't know any Harry, lol

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Half naked man in Euro event 

 

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2 hours ago, nevets88 said:

Half naked man in Euro event 

 

C'mon, he barely got it out! I was hoping he'd at least get it on the green after going to the trouble of removing his shirt and all. 

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Dufner and Mickelson are armed. Watch out.

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Let us rain down projectiles upon the range cart.

Play Van Halen's Jump in your head while watching this:

 

Another Euro Tour guy with the shirt off.

Oh my gawd, there's YT channel called celebrities in golf carts. 

 

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Sir Charles, clearly showing no shades of The Great One.

 

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Not sure how much catching balls launched from a ping pong robot will help much with golf, a little, yes. Looks like fun though.

 

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Found this a little late, you might have seen this already - In Tokyo, the Golf Carts Drive Themselves.

 

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