And now for something completely different...

[boogielicious]

 

I thought we could all use a laugh.

[RandallT]

Still a classic.

[Dave325]

Yes, a classic.  My favorite line... Oh, it's just a flesh wound.

[turtleback]

What?  The curtain?

[natureboy]

"Five is right out!"

[boogielicious]

One of my all time favorites.

 

[RussUK]

Both Classics!!. "i would like to purchase some cheesy comestables". 

Holy Grail still my fave film.Took may dad to see Spamalot (holy grail stage show) and it was hillarious

[saevel25]

On 12/8/2015 at 6:43 AM, boogielicious said:

I thought we could all use a laugh.

The whole scene is the best starting with the rabbit :) 

 

[dak4n6]

"What manner of man are you who can summon fire with neither flint nor tinder?"

"There are those who call me......Tim.."

[boogielicious]

"For lies ahead a beast so foul, so cruel, that the bones of a full 50 men lie strewn about his lair."

[dak4n6]

Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die
Oh, brave Sir Robin
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out
And his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin

[Gator Hazard]

"We want.....a shrubbery"

“First you must find... another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. ("A path! A path!") Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring!”

[dak4n6]

King Arthur: I am your king.

Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.

King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.

Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Arthur: Be quiet!

Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Arthur: Shut up

Dennis the Peasant: I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Arthur: [grabs Dennis] Shut up! Will you shut up?!

Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Arthur: [shakes Dennis] Shut up!

Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!

Arthur: Bloody Peasant!

[Lihu]

2 minutes ago, thug the bunny said:

Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Arthur: Shut up

Dennis the Peasant: I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Funny!

[dak4n6]

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

[Lihu]

African or European?

[natureboy]

"Well you have to know these things when you're King, you know."

[dak4n6]

"And after you have spanked her......you must spank me."

"And me!"

"And me!"

"Me too"!"