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My fellow douchebags... How Douchey is Your Favorite Summer Sport? [GQ]

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nevets88 Incredible Member

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Stupid GQ.

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http://www.gq.com/story/how-douchey-is-your-favorite-summer-sport?mbid=social_facebook

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Wait, dodgeball is considered cool??

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ryan772 Well Established Member

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Softball and bowling are more cool then football? Whoever made this is a douch

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Stupid GQ. [URL=http://www.gq.com/story/how-douchey-is-your-favorite-summer-sport?mbid=social_facebook]http://www.gq.com/story/how-douchey-is-your-favorite-summer-sport?mbid=social_facebook[/URL]

Since when is bowling considered cool? And bocce ball? This whole graphic is just weird.

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Subscribing to GQ is douchier than all of those sports combined

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Subscribing to GQ is douchier than all of those sports combined

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imsys0042 Great Member

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I guess I need to sell my clubs and take up water skiing.  Same level of activity according to this chart, but much cooler.   I need a magazine to tell me what is cool so I can do it.  As well as make sure to buy the $1000 sweaters and jeans that are in every issue.   I don't need to eat.  I need to look cool and do cool activities.

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mdl Great Member

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I guess I need to sell my clubs and take up water skiing.  Same level of activity according to this chart, but much cooler.   I need a magazine to tell me what is cool so I can do it.  As well as make sure to buy the $1000 sweaters and jeans that are in every issue.   I don't need to eat.  I need to look cool and do cool activities.

Na, just get as many credit cards as possible and rack up tons of high interest debt.  Avoiding bankruptcy is for chumps.

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MyrtleBeachGolf Great Member

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I guess I need to sell my clubs and take up water skiing.  Same level of activity according to this chart, but much cooler.   I need a magazine to tell me what is cool so I can do it.  As well as make sure to buy the $1000 sweaters and jeans that are in every issue.   I don't need to eat.  I need to look cool and do cool activities.

I can promise you water skiing is much more strenuous than playing golf. As far as the $1000 sweaters and jeans, I can't comment on. [VIDEO]https://youtu.be/PMdba6f_cho[/VIDEO]

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imsys0042 Great Member

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You mean getting pulled around by a boat is less than taking a 12 on a long, uphill par 5 when walking? I mean that Fonzie guy made it look so effortless.

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Bocci ball is actually pretty awesome.

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MyrtleBeachGolf Great Member

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You mean getting pulled around by a boat is less than taking a 12 on a long, uphill par 5 when walking? I mean that Fonzie guy made it look so effortless.

One is constant resistance at 35mph on every muscle in your body, the other is a leisurely walk in a "park". Go water skiing one afternoon. The next day you will be sore in places you didn't know you had muscles in.

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One is constant resistance at 35mph on every muscle in your body, the other is a leisurely walk in a "park". Go water skiing one afternoon. The next day you will be sore in places you didn't know you had muscles in.

My kegel muscles?

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My kegel muscles?

Probably so. Did you watch the video? I bet hers were sore the next day.

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IMHO, single ski is old-school, therefore cool.  Wakeboarding is douchey.  Play your music too loud so that the whole lake will stop what they are doing to watch you biff.  Epitome of douche.  Using the word "biff", that's pretty douchey.   Also, any game where it's shirts vs. skins.  The skins are nearly always douche.  Oh, +2 that GQ subscribers = douche.

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MyrtleBeachGolf Great Member

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IMHO, single ski is old-school, therefore cool.  Wakeboarding is douchey.  Play your music too loud so that the whole lake will stop what they are doing to watch you biff.  Epitome of douche.  Using the word "biff", that's pretty douchey.   Also, any game where it's shirts vs. skins.  The skins are nearly always douche.  Oh, +2 that GQ subscribers = douche.

I agree on all points. If you want to be double douchey, you can put neon lights around your massive boat speakers.

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imsys0042 Great Member

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Probably so. Did you watch the video? I bet hers were sore the next day.

Her calf muscles probably flipped the rest of her the bird and refused to get it of bed the next day.

—Adam

 

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