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Lot's of pros have nicknames.  The Shark, The Big Easy, Lefty, The Hawk, and The Golden Bear.  My question is simple — what's your golf nickname or if you don't have one — what do you think it should be?

Mine would likely be something like

- Putt Pirate

- Shankapotamus

- The Hazard

Looking forward to seeing your nicknames.

"Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five." - Paul Harvey

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My golf nickname would be "MaryBeth"...which is my wife's name.  I tend to leave a lot of balls short on the green and thus been dubbed with this name by my normal playing partners.

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I leave putts short regularly as well and suffer the usual responses —

- Why don't you hit it with your purse next time?

- That was a good looking putt for a woman

ad nauseam

"Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five." - Paul Harvey

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I used to have a HUGE sway so some of the comedians in my group used to called me Elvis. Don't currently have a nickname but as I have a tendency to play "army golf" I should be called Sarge. Left-right-left-right...

I don't sway anymore.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

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Sarge is a good nickname and as a hacker myself I know the left-right-left march very well :)

If you want to keep the Elvis moniker you could do a shimmy at set-up or simply say "thank you, thank you very much" after every good shot.

"Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five." - Paul Harvey

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Originally Posted by bluecollar01

Sarge is a good nickname and as a hacker myself I know the left-right-left march very well :)

If you want to keep the Elvis moniker you could do a shimmy at set-up or simply say "thank you, thank you very much" after every good shot.

Or tee off with a piece off fried chicken hanging out of my mouth.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks: :cleveland: 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5*  :tmade: RBZ HL 3w  :nickent: 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H  :callaway: X-22 5-AW  :nike:SV tour 56* SW :mizuno: MP-T11 60* LW :bridgestone: customized TD-03 putter :tmade:Penta TP3   :aimpoint:

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I'd like mine to be:  Man Boobs

Driver: Callaway Big Bertha 10.5* 

3WD:  Callaway Big Bertha 15* / X2 Hot H4 Hybrid
Irons:  Callaway Apex 4-PW Project X 5.5 shafts

Wedges: Callaway MackDaddy 2  52/58
Putter: Odyessey Metal X Milled 1

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On my high school golf team I was called 'Hack Hack Plunk' cuz I wasn't a very good ball-striker but could get up & down from anywhere.

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Originally Posted by Motley01

I'd like mine to be:  Man Boobs

Or Boob Man.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks: :cleveland: 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5*  :tmade: RBZ HL 3w  :nickent: 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H  :callaway: X-22 5-AW  :nike:SV tour 56* SW :mizuno: MP-T11 60* LW :bridgestone: customized TD-03 putter :tmade:Penta TP3   :aimpoint:

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I'm new to golf and my usual partner has been playing for many years. I already play preeety close to as well as he does. So when I out play him he does call me by various nicknames, something like, "You a**hole". The name tends to vary from round to round.

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Originally Posted by AmazingWhacker

even though I cured it, I still like to refer to myself as "fat slice".  I'm still fat, lol.

I ran cross-country at a D2 school in college and they called me "PHAT" (pretty hot and tempting).  Mostly, it was because - although thin, I didn't look like a P.O.W. like most of them.

Phat Slice or Fat Slice is a good nickname.

"Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five." - Paul Harvey

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Originally Posted by Motley01

I'd like mine to be:  Man Boobs

Maybe, just "Double D"?

"Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five." - Paul Harvey

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"Iceman" because I always keep my emotions in check.  Never too high when Im playing well, never too low when Im not.

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Originally Posted by TitleistWI

"Iceman" because I always keep my emotions in check.  Never too high when Im playing well, never too low when Im not.

Already taken?

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Driver: Callaway Big Bertha 10.5* 

3WD:  Callaway Big Bertha 15* / X2 Hot H4 Hybrid
Irons:  Callaway Apex 4-PW Project X 5.5 shafts

Wedges: Callaway MackDaddy 2  52/58
Putter: Odyessey Metal X Milled 1

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Originally Posted by Motley01

Already taken?

I think he has changed his to Man Boobs...

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Hybrid:   adams.gif A7OS 3 Hybrid 
Irons:   :callaway:  2004 Big Bertha 4-LW

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